Dan Flash

There is a kid in my office named Bryan and today he decided to wear a fedora to work. No way this isn’t a bit right?

The current beverage situation

shock vote does WHAT

Why the hell am I getting this ad. Clearly they don’t know their audience

This website just lets you hire a little person to come to your bachelor party???

Bought this instantaneously @HomeDepot

This is a commercial for broken penises, I wish I was kidding

Coogan’s having a NYE party and trying to sell it as a classy event is so fucking funny to me

Apple Watch really needs to stop killing the vibes

Really want to speak to the 83,400 people that like this tweet. Just want to pick your brain a bit