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Joined November 2012
Sreya retweeted
I think this is your time to date him king. It feels like you've been in love w him for a while.
so…she cheated on her guy with her friend in my house party yesterday guys even if you earn 82LPA, be the funniest guy in the room, loyal for 6yrs, handsome and what not, a cheater will still cheat on you… skip this relationship shit ffs
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Taj Agra has banned a guest for life after he allegedly slapped a waiter, Kanti, over a communication issue because he wasn’t fluent in English. Kanti, who comes from a farming family, reportedly stayed silent out of fear of losing his job. Paritosh Ladhani, who manages the hotel, revealed the incident in a LinkedIn post and said the decision was taken after learning that the employee had been assaulted while doing his job. No amount of money gives anyone the right to abuse another human being. Kudos to Taj Agra for taking a stand, but a hotel ban isn’t enough. The accused should face legal action. Such behaviour must have consequences.
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she’s my hero
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Yea straight up that's a rapist let's stop giving men benefit of the doubt
Apparently wanting to feel safe on a first date means lack of confidence
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Sreya retweeted
As someone who takes this exact medicine for this exact condition this is horrifying
chatgpt killed another person
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What’s happening near India right now is slipping under a lot of headlines. Cyclone Arnab appears to have just explosively intensified into a violent, compact, Category 4 drillbit. He is moving straight towards the dense populations of Andhra Pradesh, and could be nearing CAT 5 (AKA Super Cyclonic Storm) intensity as we speak. He’s less than 18 hours away from making landfall. Now, a combination of upwelling, shear, land interaction, and the onset of an EWRC should definitely weaken Arnab before he hits land. But this is still becoming a VERY dangerous situation, and that’s not even counting the inland flood threat from torrential rainfall.
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Starting a new series called తెలుగు Tuesdays, where I explore the lesser-known dishes of Telugu home cooking! First up, chamadumpa vepudu. A childhood favourite, with a little nostalgia from my Madras days. Stories, memories and the full recipe on my Substack! substack.com/@darthdevi/note…
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Air purifier companies, please STOP reaching out to me. I work in public policy to make clean air a reality, not a luxury. My ambition is a world where air purifiers are obsolete. I cannot endorse a calamity-fuelled, overpriced fan-and-filter apparatus masquerading as a solution.
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the way they gagged the entire set and killed off 3/4 of them when everyone thought this was the official cast still kills me 😭😭
1 year ago today, the First Episode for the ‘IT: Welcome To Derry’ series premiered on HBO Max. 🎈
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There’s bound to be some tamasha when this book comes out. After all, others have spent decades telling my “story”, now it’s my turn.
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Never deleting this app 😭
Bro looks more like Narad Muni 😭
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Sreya retweeted
The Hinge Gods are after you
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India is a zero-trust society
🚨SHOCKING - FIR against Malabar: A man walked into a Malabar Gold showroom in Bilaspur with a simple request: exchange his old 22-carat HUID-hallmarked bracelet. The staff ran it through their XRF machine. Once. Twice. Three times. Every reading came back the same: 20 carat. They even told him the hallmark didn’t exist. He called the local jeweller who had sold him the bracelet. The jeweller walked in, confirmed the HUID, and asked them to test it again. Same machine. Same bracelet. Same room. This time an employee adjusted something on the machine. Suddenly the reading flipped to 916 - pure 22 carat. The jeweller recorded everything. The Sarafa Association arrived. Police registered an FIR against the showroom manager and the machine operator. The machine and DVR were seized. This wasn’t a small local shop. This was Malabar Gold “the chain that advertises trust, purity, and BIS standards across India”. One bracelet. Two readings. An 8% gap in gold value. And the only thing that changed was who was watching. If a hallmarked piece can magically lose two carats the moment a customer wants to exchange it, and magically regain them the moment someone pushes back, what exactly is the machine testing? Customers don’t walk into Malabar expecting a calibration error that only appears when they’re selling gold. They walk in expecting the purity printed on their receipt. The FIR is real. The readings are on record. The machine was seized. Malabar still hasn’t explained why the same piece of gold needed a “setting” before it became 22 carat again. Until they do, this isn’t a machine glitch. It’s a business model.
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Sreya retweeted
tamerlane usher’s death scene lives in my mind rent free
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It’s deeply disrespectful to us Brazilians, who spent 20 days mobilizing across the country, standing up to Big Tech and imperialist forces, to credit our victory as a nation to an American billionaire who said absolutely nothing about our elections. Delete this shit, @Variety.
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AI could never come up with this drag
when celebs were genuinely active on twitter like they just tweet anything that comes on mind 😭
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Sreya retweeted
Carla Gugino in THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER
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Made a zucchini and cottage cheese lasagna at home with my own homemade lasagna sheets. There’s a phenomenal brand called Cotti Culture on IG, please check them out. They’re perhaps the only brand making cottage cheese in Bangalore. Excellent stuff and so versatile to use, and an easy high protein option.
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Drunk dial your ex at 1 AM but never buy an under construction property
The worst investment I did is buying a property of Godrej- big brand bigger, bigger fraud. Bought a property in 2023, they told we will get possession in 2026 mid, forget the possession, they are telling they want to add additional floors and that too 8-9 floors, without adding any extra plot to the project. From past 3 months the CRMs has bullied, disturbed, bribed and what not for us to sign the consent form to modify the RERA, as a person who works a full time job, this kind of harassment takes a toll on mental health, as now I am paying full EMI and possession not sure when they are going to give(maybe 2028(Rera date)), the constructions they have left in mid. For Phase1 owners also they are pushing the handover deadline. This is so disappointing! and now I am stuck, so whenever you decide to buy a property in Godrej, think 100 times before.
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Sreya retweeted
ulsoor lake “closes” at 10am so I’ll just watch it like I’m jailed
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