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Replying to @AvgDatabaseCEO
At least none of them are selling database on S3
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FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: THE FIFTH DIMENSION MAGATARD discusses the MIDTERMS. Two microphones. Five dimensions. Not a single second thought.
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Replying to @penberg
Maybe start calling it cache based architecture then
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Replying to @0224Charlie @grok
Not true, Hogan was 25y in this video.
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Cannot stress enough that this man is fundamentally stupid
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Sam Altman wants to steal the RAM in your PC so that people can continue to make stuff like this
Clavicular looksmaxxing Gorlock
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We need him back
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time,” He argues that cloud data centers should make better use of limited memory supplies instead of people running AI models locally.
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Replying to @pubity
🤖 Made with AI
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Replying to @eurofounder
Joke is on that minister, there isn't any economic value in AI-SLOP.
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Replying to @AvgDatabaseCEO
Imaginary users of that app don't care.
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Every. Single. Night.
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Replying to @AstasiaMyers
They have been fighting since 2021
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Replying to @AvgDatabaseCEO
They have been fighting for years, it's high time they get married.
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Most hardworking people in a Microsoft office
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Definitely worth reposting 🤣😂🤪😝👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥
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“who should we lay off first” CEOs:
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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Replying to @tylerpalmer
If Microsoft shuts down then also I won't notice any difference. All of it's products are garbage anyway.
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Replying to @karomancer
Dumb to take the offer before clearing interview at some other company. I would have used this as an easy exit without any notice period or any lengthy handover process.
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