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Manchester
Joined December 2020
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So odd how we're not calling years of below-inflation pay rises "quiet paycutting"
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I've started asking ChatGPT to write the most unhinged replies to every AI-generated cold email I get, and honestly, it's low-key my favorite part of the day. I don't edit them. I just send as is every time.
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I didn’t know my brain was still holding onto this news article I read from 2002, but this tweet pulled it out of me
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Thames Water is borrowing £2.4bn at 10% interest so it can keep funding dividends, even though bosses know it won't be able to repay the money when the company goes tits up. This is corrupt and the government should make it clear that taxpayers won't pick up the tab.
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I'd listen to his debut single.
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Finally, a function signature the whole industry can agree on: autoplay() should return zero.
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datalocks retweeted
a woman can be drunk and half clothed and won't be raped if there’s not a rapist in the room. liquor and clothing don’t cause rape, rapist do.
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Prisons are overcrowded because we are locking up tens of thousands of people with drug problems, mental health issues and low educational attainment. Meanwhile, Michelle Mone, Post Office bosses, billionaire tax dodgers and those responsible for Grenfell Tower walk free.
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datalocks retweeted
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Reminder drugs were found in 11 of the 12 bathrooms in Westminster in 2021. The Government said they would deal with the problem. They banned the Police from Westminster so there is no longer any drugs testing.
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datalocks retweeted
🚨 WATCH: Danny Dyer says he "doesn't know" who Andy Burnham is "Who is he? Did anyone vote for him? Because I didn't vote for him. I think we've had successive Prime Ministers that are c*nts. End of. Put that on the f*cking BBC" nitter.gq/michaelkeohan/status/2…
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The oil price today is £96 a barrel as petrol approaches £2 per litre. In June 2008, it hit £109 a barrel yet petrol was £1.19 per litre 🤔
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Female athletes are pushing back against a sports-betting ad featuring actress Sydney Sweeney, which is being slammed for sexually objectifying women in sport.
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Work experience is one thing But if an unpaid young person is stacking the same shelves in #Sainsburys , serving the same customers or doing the same work as the paid employee beside them what exactly makes one person’s labour worth a wage and the other’s merely an “opportunity”?
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During a solar eclipse, the gaps between leaves on trees act as multiple pinhole cameras, and each gap projects its own crescent-shaped image of the eclipsed sun onto the ground. 📹gottigreen
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didYouGetYours
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I dunno, I’ll just see where I end up …
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