How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer?
Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours.
So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
Windows Copilot was so terrible it might very well have seeded the AI opposition we now see among normies. Useless functionality, hyped to the moon, and a dumb key on every keyboard that did nothing worthwhile. youtube.com/watch?v=erRVsllM…
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Turns out people don’t actually want to pay six figures for a rolling wiretap that paywalls its own heated seats. Bring back cars you can fix with a wrench, and watch the showrooms empty out.
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Seeing a lot of people seriously claim that if you're still using PHP in 2026 you deserve the vulnerability.
No real argument, just "it's old."
By that logic we should stop using C too.
They never consider that some ecosystems have been running for years for a reason.
I created a Grok Bot ... eh, bot to check twice daily for newly announced CVE's for all the tech I use.
It's now necessary.
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Son: Dad, is that soul, pop, or rock?
Dad: Son, that's the beauty of it. Back then, nobody cared what you called it. When a voice sounded like THAT, you just turned it up.
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Since we see the PHP fixes being back-ported by extremely helpful volunteers (and their agents) from 8.2, the oldest supported version, all the way to 5.x from 10 years ago, maybe now is the time to re-evaluate back-porting ALL security fixes with the help of AI system, right?
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A healthy cholesterol has been redefined six times in my parents' lifetime, and every single redefinition went the same direction.
1960s: anything under 300 is normal. Most of the country is fine.
1984: a government conference declares 200 the line. Overnight, half of American adults are abnormal.
1988: the target moves from total to LDL, and LDL under 160 is the goal.
2001: LDL under 130. Then under 100 is announced as optimal. Eleven million more Americans become patients in one afternoon.
2004: under 70 for the high-risk, and the panel that chose the number has eight members with drug company money out of nine.
2013: the targets are scrapped for a calculator, and the calculator qualifies most people over sixty on their birthday.
2019: Europe sets the goal below 55 for the very high risk, a number almost no unmedicated adult alive has ever recorded.
2026: the conversation has moved to a new particle, with a new test, and a new threshold to miss.
Heart disease was the number one killer when normal was 300. It is the number one killer now.
The line has fallen by two thirds. The deaths have not followed it anywhere.
A target that only ever moves toward the drug is a sales figure with a lab coat on.
iPhone Mirroring asks me to unlock my iPhone so much that now I grab my phone out of habit before firing up iPhone Mirroring.
While I recognize that Apple is doing this for my security, I feel like it happens so much that it reduces the utility of iPhone Mirroring.
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Lot of #PHP snark going around right now from folks who've either never written software, or never done it in PHP (in the last 20 years).
I've architected, designed and hand-coded copious amounts of software in Java/Spring/Hibernate, .Net/C# Entity Framework and PHP/Symfony/Doctrine, applying very similar patterns and better practices of completely stack-agnostic concepts such as:
- Test-Driven Development (and given half-day and full-day hands-on live-coding workshops at conferences worldwide)
- Onion/Hexagonal Architecture
- Domain-Driven Design
- Data Mapper ORMs
Beyond workshops, I have spoken on these topics at conferences worldwide as well.
I might argue that I am not completely devoid of clue when it comes to these stacks' capabilities.
In fact, I have hired, coached and cross-trained engineers across these 3 stacks.
And I can assure you PHP shines within these paradigms, with an extremely vibrant, mature and robust ecosystem of Application Frameworks, Security Frameworks and Tools, and Open-Source Software Components and Libraries.
PHP is not WordPress. WordPress is not PHP. If you care about quality software, PHP is a great home for you. So is Java. So is C#. So are other languages. If you suck at software you'll suck in any stack. If you're good, each stack has strengths you can play to.
NOW let's talk about security.
This vulnerability, is the very first RCE to this level in PHP's history. It was reported back in August. AI did help. A lot. (Wiz claims one researcher did in a week what would previously have taken a team months)
Previous PHP RCEs had limited attack surfaces:
- 2024 - Windows CGI Only
- 2019 - One specific nginx setup
- 2012 - CGI only
None of which applied to reasonably-better practice typical Linux + Nginx + php-fpm deployments.
This right here was ... unique, I think even across any stack. The only language-runtime equivalent to it was probably Windows IIS Code Red.
That's not to say other stacks didn't have framework-level vulnerabilities with devastating impacts, if memory needs refreshed:
Ruby — Rails CVE-2013-0156: every Rails app, default config, pre-controller, botnet-exploited. The strongest analogue in any stack.
Java — Struts 2 CVE-2017-5638 (Equifax). Log4Shell needed the app to log attacker input; Spring4Shell needed WAR-on-Tomcat + JDK 9+ + POJO binding.
Node — React2Shell CVE-2025-55182 (Dec 2025, CVSS 10, CISA KEV): default create-next-app exploitable, but Express/Fastify/Nest untouched.
.NET — MS10-070 padding oracle (2010) leaked web.config/machineKey on every ASP (dot NET) site; RCE was a derived second step. Kestrel/ASP.NET Core has never had an RCE.
Look ... let's drop the snark. LLM-driven vulnerability research and breaching frameworks are about to humble the absolute heck out of all of us. They already have.
If you think your stack is not at risk, think again.
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Me, at Lowe's, 11 days before Halloween.
I asked a clerk where the Halloween decorations were. He said they "went on clearance 2 weeks ago, orders from corporate."
We can't even enjoy the holiday that's not even happened yet, apparently.
Slow the F down, corporate.
In 1994, software was dead. People told me programming was for nerds and that I should become a doctor or a lawyer instead.
In 2004, software was dead. People told me that someone from India would take my job for $5/hour.
In 2014, software was dead. People told me that no-code was going to kill every job and doom my career.
In 2024, software was dead with Devin, Windsurf, Copilot, and OpenAI o1.
We kill software every 10 years, and yet the demand for good Software Engineers has never been higher.
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“Disney+ will now have ads on every plan.”
You know what? Where the hell is my DVD player? I’m ready to go back to buying movies, owning them forever, and watching them in peace.
Disney+: In 2026, alternatively can’t figure out hope to play audio or video after an ad.
Also Disney+: “We’re raising the price again. 🤷♂️”
You know, @DisneyPlus, I can remedy you from the burden of my money if this is becoming too much for you.
Ladies and Gentlenerds:
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Random Austin bucket list item. I found Peter's apartment from Office Space. – at Austin, TX
Watching a documentary about Oasis.
I have no idea what anyone is saying.
Even the subtitles are unintelligible.
The music is amazing, though.
"You don't have to control your thoughts. You just have to stop letting them control you." — Dan Millman
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