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𝙃𝒆𝙧𝒆 𝒕𝙀 𝙑𝒆𝙖𝒅 𝒕𝙝𝒆 π’˜π™–π’š | hypocrite | top 0.1% culer πŸ’™β€οΈ | Designer. πŸ–ΌοΈ | anime fan | @pedri @ryansbuss19 @cubarsi_22 stan.

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Joined January 2022
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If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.
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Yamal is in a tier on his own mehn. the boy no get mate
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Loving a manager too much can make you go blind even when he’s acting wayward. There is zero logical explanation to this lineup. This is not constructive criticism, it’s basically failing to comprehend what’s happening.
β€œIt’s not fair to Balde.” Look, I defended Balde so many times last season, but when we have this many defensive injuries and Flick still chooses a midfielder like Brian FariΓ±as at right back, with Cancelo on the left, clearly there’s something he’s not convinced by. He could’ve just played Cancelo and Balde. Maybe he’s seeing something in training that he doesn’t like. We don’t know, but he’s already spoken about Balde needing more confidence when attacking and pressing. Personally, I wanted to see more hunger from him last season, and while I thought he played decently against Madrid, one performance doesn’t necessarily change everything. Based on what Flick has shown us, he rewards players who show up and put in the work. So I don’t immediately look at this and think it’s unfair. To me, it suggests Balde hasn’t fully earned his trust, and we know how hard that can be to regain.
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This guy is reaching heights Mbappe freekick account didn’t reach
Vinicius Jr. has arrived uninvited.
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"Barcelona found their level" Maybe if your team could consistently beat teams of this level, you would've celebrated a trophy in the past 2 years instead of inventing conspiracy theories
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Yamal has the worst combo in the world. He is Black, Catalan, Muslim and he plays for Barca
Argentina voted for Messi England voted for Harry Kane France voted for Mbappe If I speak about Spain…
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Balde been receiving smoke since his debut and he hasn’t come out to chat shit. Little relevance and Ferran and cancelo became chatterboxes. 🀣
Balde has been nothing but professional btw, after just one slander cancelo went on ig to shade Culers. Flick you’ll pay!
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Balde has been nothing but professional btw, after just one slander cancelo went on ig to shade Culers. Flick you’ll pay!
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Sure. πŸ‘πŸΎ
I lowkey think y'all who join the bandwagon of "i hate religion" are larpers though. πŸ˜‚πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ I'm not the most religious myself tbf, but then... there's a whole lotta larping going on sha. πŸ˜‚
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If Mummy Zee had said 'BBL is a death sentence,' the fools would have accused her of attacking women and wishing them death. Again, those people are stupid.
Did you know that: Going for a BBL is as good as a death sentence. Desiring to do a BBL is actually a death wish. And I am not exaggerating. This is a medical fact. The BBL procedure is medically known as the most dangerous cosmetic medical procedure that a human being can do. Even if you do it in the best centres in the world. BBL is the singular cosmetic procedure that kills the highest number of people. Again, this is a medical fact. But guess what? You will never see anyone refer to a BBL as a death sentence even though by all medical evidence available, going to do a BBL is actually making a death wish. Make of this post what you like. I hope you have learnt something new.
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This is very annoying. As if he didn’t create a big chance for Fermin 1v1 vs PSG, as if he didn’t provide the assist for Raphinha vs Real Madrid. I don’t like the way BarΓ§a fans are moving.
Pedri please try that pass against PSG and Madrid wai siasem
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27/10/2025 : I’m glad Real Madrid got their dopamine rush, if they think this is the blueprint this is another trophyless season for them. I’ll be back here at the end of the season. 31/10/2026 : I’m glad Real Madrid got their dopamine rush, if they think this is the blueprint this is another (one trophy max, not the league) season for them. I’ll be back here at the end of the season.
I’m glad Real Madrid got their dopamine rush, if they think this is the blueprint this is another trophyless season for them. I’ll be back here at the end of the season.
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Make Ina sef obs the burtiπŸ˜›
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The runner-up of the 2026 Ballon d’Ont Cristiano Ronaldo @AlNassrFC @selecaoportugal #ballondont
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β€œIts just Alaves” β€œIts just Sevilla” β€œIts just villarreal” β€œIts just Levante” β€œIts just Rayo vallecano” β€œIts just Athletic bilbao β€œIts just Atletico” β€œIts just Espanyol” β€œIts just Real betis” β€œIts just Osasuna” Before you know i don do trophy parade.
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PSG had 2 points after 3 games now they’re 4pts clear after 9 games. Someone just bin that league
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We watched Balde 6 days ago but you guys wants to convince yourself he’s bad cause your German sugar daddy said so?πŸ˜‚
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Screw it. Steph breaks Luka's ankles. Father Stretch My Hands
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Huge missed opportunity from this guy could’ve easily rigged it so that Ronaldo went 1st and it would’ve got a million likes fumble of the century
THE FIRST OFFICIAL BALLON D’ONT, ALEJANDRO GARNACHO! #ballondont
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Jude Smellingham in his last 10 games vs Pedri club and country -2 wins -8 (Eight) losses -4 finals lost -1 red card -4 games with fewer passes completed than the opposition GK -6 trophies for Pedri 0 trophies for smellingham
Pedri whenever he faces Bellingham
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