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Derpy

@derph00ves

21 • MDNI @derpboobs

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Joined April 2025
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I’m freezing and my hands are so stiff I should get circulation gloves
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I’m sooo sleepy I was in bed all day yesterday and I still feel so tired
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do you wanna fidget trade? #mlp
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Siiigh my friends bday gift won’t be done on time because I’ve procrastinated so much but I can at least make a nice birthday card and drive him around tomorrow
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Ate an entire bag of tortilla chips today
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I lost my vuse but at least my friend and I are getting new vapes tomorrow
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My sisters got a flat tire but she called me a fat ass retard so I sure hope she doesn’t need to go anywhere in the next few days
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No I think I’m alright
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jake@wormpullerNov 7
Scientists confirm that since I have ADHD I need to doordash liquor and candy and mcdonalds every single day and it needs to get here really fast or else I freak out
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@Mozes60Nov 5
BREAKING: Scientists confirm that an ADHD partner will unconsciously pick a random, stressful argument 20 minutes before leaving for a vacation, a date night, or a road trip—just to manufacture enough adrenaline to survive the transition. Researchers baffled. ADHD couples packing the car in icy silence: "Every single trip." Here is why the "Pre-Vacation Fight" happens, and how to stop it before it ruins your weekend:
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Don’t come to my house bro I’m making Vienna sausages and ramen
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Had my friend talk to her mom who talks to my mom about my eating disorder but it’s end of the semester and my mom should know
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Had 2 cigarettes and threw up + my sister texted my mom yelling that I came home wasted
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Guy who is at risk of malnourishment: Why the hell they make the propel bottle caps so tighttt 😭😭
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Friends made plans to drink at my place but as soon as I asked who was bringing the bottle the gc went silent
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Gamma sent me $20 but that’s for my vape
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Diet Coke betrayed me and made me incredibly bloated but chugging water immediately helped ❔
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Trying to convince my friends to go to the gym so I can justify eating a sleeve of cookies
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Boss asked if I wanted the day off tomorrow but I convinced him to let me just work closing #makingmoney
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j nova
@jnova_mp3Nov 5
hey can u pls stop vaping around my baby he only likes miami mint geekbars that strawberry mango shit not good for him
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Trying the new type of sandwich at work @ghostivyleaves 🤤🤤
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