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one of the hardest things about adulthood is feeding yourself. like I have to come up with 3 meals? every single day?? I love food but I would eat a tasteless grey smoothie with all the nutrients needed 3X a day if it meant I didn’t have to come up with meals
Devan Schmidt retweeted
Professional email etiquette is 50% adding exclamation marks to not seem angry and 50% removing exclamation marks so that you don't seem unhinged
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Visit Pearl’s at 133 N. Limestone TOMORROW, April 14th, and the LHS animals will receive 20% of all dine-in and takeout sales!
Devan Schmidt retweeted
I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard
Devan Schmidt retweeted
saw a quote that said ‘if we all ate the same and exercised the same we would still all have different bodies’ & I literally think that’s something you need to keep reminding urself
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Sometimes the best songs win: Grammys.
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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping
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#FreePizzaFriday is here! Hit that RT button for your chance to win a free large one topping from Mister B's! Must follow to win. 🍕🍕
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It's #FreePizzaFriday! Who wants a Mister B's pizza?! Hit that RT button for your chance to win a free large one topping from Mister B's! Must follow to win.
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On International Women’s Day, I’m reflecting on the future we all want for our daughters: one where they can live out their aspirations without limits. And I’m celebrating some of the women who are building that future for all of us today.
Devan Schmidt retweeted
y’all ever put 2 & 2 together and get 11 bc u found out more information than u were supposed to?


























