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•WKU Alum• nap queen

Lexington
Joined May 2009
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Devan Schmidt retweeted
one of the hardest things about adulthood is feeding yourself. like I have to come up with 3 meals? every single day?? I love food but I would eat a tasteless grey smoothie with all the nutrients needed 3X a day if it meant I didn’t have to come up with meals
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Devan Schmidt retweeted
Professional email etiquette is 50% adding exclamation marks to not seem angry and 50% removing exclamation marks so that you don't seem unhinged
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Devan Schmidt retweeted
I’m alright with a..
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Visit Pearl’s at 133 N. Limestone TOMORROW, April 14th, and the LHS animals will receive 20% of all dine-in and takeout sales!
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I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard
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Devan Schmidt retweeted
“are you ok?” no, the sun is setting before 5pm
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Somebody’s rent is due today. Not mine, I live with my mama. Good morning
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Devan Schmidt retweeted
saw a quote that said ‘if we all ate the same and exercised the same we would still all have different bodies’ & I literally think that’s something you need to keep reminding urself
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America getting ready to reopen
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Devan Schmidt retweeted
I take back all the times I didn’t want to go to the gym
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Devan Schmidt retweeted
Sometimes the best songs win: Grammys.
At the Country Radio Seminar panel on women at radio just now (an otherwise very sensible panel, btw), an audience member asked why Kacey Musgraves doesn’t get airplay and a top PD answered, “Sometimes the best songs win.” Janitors will be wiping my head off the walls for days
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Devan Schmidt retweeted
Long story short i need someone to cash app me $3,000.
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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping
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Devan Schmidt retweeted
At what age do we have to stop wearing oversized t-shirts and Nike shorts
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LMAOO bruhhh
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#FreePizzaFriday is here! Hit that RT button for your chance to win a free large one topping from Mister B's! Must follow to win. 🍕🍕
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It's #FreePizzaFriday! Who wants a Mister B's pizza?! Hit that RT button for your chance to win a free large one topping from Mister B's! Must follow to win.
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Devan Schmidt retweeted
On International Women’s Day, I’m reflecting on the future we all want for our daughters: one where they can live out their aspirations without limits. And I’m celebrating some of the women who are building that future for all of us today.
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Devan Schmidt retweeted
y’all ever put 2 & 2 together and get 11 bc u found out more information than u were supposed to?
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Just getting really sick of coming home to no dog idk
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