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Are you displaying symptoms of fatherhood?🤔 Don't worry we are here for you! 😁 If you have one or more symptoms posted you've probably caught fatherhood! 🤣😎

Joined August 2017
What are your symptoms?🤒 Are you experiencing parenthood?🤔 Comment your symptom and let's get a diagnosis!😉
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(Actual footage of my life) My paw patrol princess from the dark side of the force attacking my wife! #PawPatrol #StarWars #toddlers #DadLife #parenting
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Has anyone ever forced there children to watch cartoons from your childhood? #90skid
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Any of my dad's Black Friday shopping???
Is normal for a two year old to fake an injury🤕 to get out of cleaning up their toys?🤔 #toddlers #FakingIt
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Why is it your children only like you whenever your the only option? If grandma's around she is the favorite or grandpa or aunt ect... #parenting #spoiledkids #dadlife
I can proudly say I have now seen all 94 episodes of paw patrol at least 94 times. 🐶 #PawPatrol #dadlife
Took my toddler to the zoo! I discovered she is the one that needs to be caged! #zoo #ToddlerLife #dadlife
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Replying to @McDonalds
@McDonalds when are you going to get the fancy ketchup packs? #waiting
My 2 year old just laid her hands👐 on my stomach and asked "is there a baby in there" 😫😔 #dadbod #toddler #whatnext
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The stage in life called "terrible two's" is no joke! Sleepless nights of a newborn have nothing on a #TyranatoddlerRex #toddlers #dadlife
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I can't help but feel like Batman when I have a "crick in the neck." Turning my whole torso to look left or right! #painful
The face you make when your kid discovers how doorknobs operate! #deathofprivacy
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Do you often refer to your children as shitheads?😂 #gottalovethem #dadlife
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