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Welcome to my shiny new account! Writer of jokes. Comedian. Magician. https://nitter.gq/t.co/F043BOxL6D

Joined September 2019
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Felt truly magical to celebrate one of my favorite days with my favorite people. Many more pictures to come, I’m sure… but for now, here’s a thread of some highlights
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Excited to see ⁦@diffatte⁩ at the ⁦@Chi_MagicLounge⁩. I’ve seen his amazing act before so this time I brought a dozen friends. I look forward to watching their reactions as much as him.
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Enjoy an experience like no other full of magic, comedy, and drinks at @Chi_MagicLounge. 🍸 View @diffatte in action as he leaves you wondering how he did it, while laughing from beginning to end. ✨ do312.com/events/2021/10/13/…
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So, you can't bring a peanut butter sandwich to so many schools because it might be a health risk for some of the other students. We wouldn't want to put anyone in danger would we.
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her: wanna come back to my place and watch a movie me: sure [at her place] her: *waiting for me to make a move* me: *pointing* that rat is actually really good at cooking
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Caleb Wallace, a leader of the anti-mask movement in central Texas, has died after being infected with the coronavirus and spending three weeks in the ICU, his wife, Jessica, said on Saturday. He was 30. nyti.ms/38nygio
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Here it is, the goriest episode yet with our friend, the uber talented @McBrideMagic Come listen to us exchange tales of on-stage injuries and watch me pull something crazy out of my pants. look out for Part 2 next week youtu.be/Lqp37W6rQ_4
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Happy Father's Day to all of our fathers and sons (of the human, furry, and scaly varieties)!
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Happy Father’s Day. I am always thankful for my family, but especially today. Just about twenty-four years ago Jen and I moved to Las Vegas to start our family, and along came @kentuckyfryeli. Happy father’s day to all the dads out there (and of course my other son @diffatte)
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Had to put down our employees today 🙏
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Roses are red, The wind, it does blow,
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Did you catch @diffatte on Joke/Story/Trick last night? We had a great chat about his very first cruise ship gig, bits we wish we would have thought of, and holes. You can watch the WHOLE show here youtu.be/FDZRUuOViwQ
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HAPPENING NOW! I’m LIVE with @diffatte for Joke/Story/Trick! Watch the show over at YouTube! youtu.be/FDZRUuOViwQ
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For their debut, @Devo wanted to make outer space caveman music
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Episode 4 of my new talk show, “Don’t Everybody Leave,” will be released Tuesday, February 23rd at 10am Pacific Time. My pal Max Maven and I talk about (among other things) the best way to wear a loincloth on a college campus. Subscribe & tell your friends. Please & thank you.
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First Episode of our new #TalkShow "Don't Everybody Leave" up now. youtube.com/watch?v=Ftnyx_JG… Warning: Cursing may occur. @EnglandJason @diffatte @vinnygrosso @DamnedJuggler Our Guest @standupmagician Derek Hughes #DontEverybodyLeave #TalkShow #vegaslocals
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Happy Valentine's Day from DEVO! 💘
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Had a lovely day hiking yesterday with my wife and our adoptive son, Waldo. @diffatte
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