journalist jawn

The soundtrack for #YourMotherYourMotherYourMother is chef’s kiss. 10/10.

You still got time to delete this and apologize. I was on this same flight & this flight attendant was mad nice to everyone. This shit mad corny Tylil, even for a corny nigga like you.

The last generation was really really obsessed with heroin and crack cocaine.

Hating ‘A Hard Knock Life’ by Jay-Z is a character flaw.

LMFAOOOO

Waist trainer lines on a woman’s stomach are the female equivalent of durag lines on a nigga’s forehead.

‘Final Destination’ was a documentary.

Invincible already did that.

Only loving a brand because other people care about it makes you a hypebeast.

Miu Miu is a social experiment. “How much are they willing to pay for this logo?”

#Lanterns 🪦

Thought you was talking about the Victor Victor AF1 😂😭

And women expect men to pay for all the dates.

Need India Love to lock in before she start looking like current day Pinky.

That might be more “sloth” than “gluttony”

You:

Nah, all the heroes in the DCU so far are way too fantastical for Pattinson, Batman grounded version of Batman to work.