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don't we have enough "something new | building @{startup}" maybe we should move onto something borrowed or even something blue
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my top 5 yearning songs
1. good luck babe - chappell roan
2. the man who can’t be moved - the script
3. use somebody - kings of leon
4. we can’t be friends - ariana grande
5. taste back - harry styles
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thank god this app is free I’ve been laughing at my tl for an hour and also my portfolio is cooked
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Why do I never read about Kayleigh from ASU deepseeking state secrets out of the Alibaba CEO? Where is the patriotism? Do we even want to win?
"I Was Unfaithful To My Wife": Jensen Huang Admits Affair As Nvidia Board Launches Chinese Spy Probe zerohedge.com/ai/jensen-huan…
taro coconut cake & strawberry lemonade from yumi yogurt (technically not nyc froyo but would be day 18)
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we have to nuke sf they bite their ice cream here (ginger pear sorbet from hometown creamery day 17)
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just mangled some mandarin so badly linda said I couldn’t be a honeypot before going “UNLESS that’s how they trained you” two minutes later
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here’s some more context for everyone asking nitter.gq/ditzcourse/status/2119…
he didn’t get her number. they only got each other’s first name/school (he was in med school at her university). afterward, he told his gf there was a very “quirky” girl on the plane. my mom asked her friends to help flip thru the university phone book, but they couldn’t find him
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