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To be cringe is to be free

Joined March 2025
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Why do I never read about Kayleigh from ASU deepseeking state secrets out of the Alibaba CEO? Where is the patriotism? Do we even want to win?
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Replying to @ditzcourse
Good thing you don’t have to worry about that
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bimboozled retweeted
some things i've realized about scheduling chats with people (having both been asked to chat and asking others to chat): - if you're asking, just offer times that you're available off the bat. it reduces the friction, turns, and time it takes to actually schedule something - schedule something for as soon as possible. if they're down to talk to you, then you should capitalize on that immediately really, it just comes down to cutting out as much friction as possible to make the chat happen, and this goes for hanging out with people you've just met or friends you need to catch up with!
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bimboozled retweeted
i delete posts cuz i be getting mature over the hours
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God i wish joe Biden were alive to see this
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bimboozled retweeted
Been laughing at my timeline for hours i can’t wait for people on IG to send me all these tweets I’ve liked in 9 days
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How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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bimboozled retweeted
Abdul El-Sayed after actually winning by 7..
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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WE ALL GETTING ABORTIONS TONIGHT!
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bimboozled retweeted
Metrics for tonight 47-49 seats: fuck 50-51 seats: status quo 52 seats: pronouns in bio 53+ seats: pronouns in the email
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bimboozled retweeted
Replying to @pisstachiomuff
posting my big toe for blexas
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bimboozled retweeted
pho is for couples and popular people if you are single or lonely or ugly just eat ramen
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bimboozled retweeted
I hate SF Halloween, what do you mean you're the visualization of OpenAI’s solution to the Navier–Stokes Millennium Prize Problem
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on twitter at the club
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bimboozled retweeted
for halloween i'm gonna be yours forever
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bimboozled retweeted
I hate SF Halloween, what do you mean you're the sankey diagram from Aella's birthday gangbang
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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The new yorkification of harvard sq will continue until morale improves
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bimboozled retweeted
things to say on a first date in SF: - i'm in between jobs right now - what's your venmo? - before we date you will have to defeat my seven (7) cofounders - sell me this relationship - i brought my own date
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