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you said my toes look like someone spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor

Joined August 2022
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Sprung outta bed just like this at 6 AM
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we used to get our period @ da same time 🥀💔
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Me and my friends monitoring the Kelly clarkson magic shop situation
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Not Davinchi out here acting like he’s delivering groundbreaking work in the film industry. Give a 🥷 one 50 Cent production & now he’s Davinchi Poitier. 🙄 Boy, please. That work ethic you mentioned is not moving any needles in cinema, my guy. 😂😂😂
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Owe them an apology for what? This admittedly poor decision has galvanized y’all to put your hoods on. She’s wrong for this and they’re still wrong for their shitty take.
We owe these boys, an apology. What an embarrassment.
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i heard it can take up to 10 years
I love Beyonce…but my girl been in her 40s for a long time 🤔
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Sure, kids at Penn State were selling blow to the athletic director. At least the kids weren’t getting blown by the athletic director I call that progress!
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"When people talk about the need for Black Excellence I counter with an insistence on Black mediocrity: the right for black people to be as average, flawed, compromised & mistaken as any other group of people. The right, ultimately, to be human." R.I.P. Jason Arday
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Well said below.
"When people talk about the need for Black Excellence I counter with an insistence on Black mediocrity: the right for black people to be as average, flawed, compromised & mistaken as any other group of people. The right, ultimately, to be human." R.I.P. Jason Arday
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I think we moved on too quickly from Kristi Noem’s husband wearing giant fake titties
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Replying to @BLERDwitAtitude
I’d let him sell me a Saturn 😅
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Thinking about my uncle’s take on the trans women in sports “issue.” He said “It’s such a made up problem. The trans people I know? Not exactly medal winners.”
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PValley don’t even FUCKING worry bout it nomo bitch
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Do not attempt casual conversation with me if you owe me an apology.
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Happy “put it in reverse Terry!” Day to all who celebrate.
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“You are a light… that flickers.” - Porsha to Ziwe 😂😭😂
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Me: "I should have about $200 left" Bank balance: *$4.43*
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This thread. I hope justice is served.
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just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work
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For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."
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