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Imagine hating on me while i analyse the socio-cultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a loser.
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Used to download demos on my 360 and hope they'd somehow screw up and give me the full version
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When you leave your autistic cousin in the backyard for 5 minutes
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Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo
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She hides her boyfriend, but shows her body. The love is private, the lust is public. Welcome to modern women.
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Nate Diaz when he wobbles a guy in the 5th round that has been beating his ass all fight.
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“You Dustin Poirier?”
“Man fuck you”
The cop realizing he might have to scrap with Dustin fuckin Poirier:
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Sending your shortest tech to get the biggest truck….while filming him in a perfect angle to make him smaller & smaller with each step towards the truck is diabolical🤣
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Caught myself on Call of Duty last night telling an 11 year old he ain’t got no money bitches or motion, I gotta get a new hobby
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Reminder: If Bernie's Social Security bill was signed into law, Social Security would be solvent for the next 75 years, benefits would go up by $2,400 & the bottom 91% of Americans would not pay a penny more in taxes.
Instead, Republicans want you to work until you drop dead.

























