if you tap am slowly… you go tap am teyyy🖤Philippians 4:13 🏇🏻 AAM🖤 @zlatan_ibile 🏆🖤 @davido🏆🖤

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Person wey go load me etisalat after Bazi Bagada since 012 go rock better FM
Slap is condescending as fuck! Unforgivable
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Lmaoo Na online una no dey forgive woman wey cheat😂😂😂
Bro person Dey knack my neighbor wife😭😭😭
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Kevin Durant, Jabari Smith Jr., and Alperen Sengun combined for 83 POINTS in Houston's win! KD: 30 PTS, 6 REB, 3 AST Smith Jr.: 30 PTS, 5 REB, 2 STL, 4 3PM Alpy: 23 PTS, 10 REB, 5 AST
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my boyfriend and i have been looking for an apartment together, and yesterday he sent me a place he really liked. we were discussing the rent when i asked whose name would go on the lease. he said his, because his salary was higher and he didn't want any complications if we ever broke up. i told him that made sense until he added, “you can just send your half to me every month.” i asked him what would happen if we actually broke up, and he said…
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🚨 Bournemouth owner Bill Foley: “We'd love to have Alex Scott stay here and sign a new contract and be part of this team for the long haul” “We haven't given up, but sometimes players get stars in their eyes, and they think that Chelsea or Manchester City is the right place to go” (@alex_crook)
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Funny how Men really expect their partner to cut communication with the guy who took their virginity
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🚨 Thibaut Courtois: “I want to RETIRE here at Real Madrid”. “I am close to signing a new contract”.
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For my own peace of mind 👌🏿
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Girls in their 20s would take their love lives more seriously if they knew the struggles many women face in their 30s.
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There is absolutely no ceiling to how much I enjoy Man United failing. The limit does not exist. It will never, ever get old.
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‘Boring boring’ Arsenal are currently playing Bayern Munich off the park in their own stadium.
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The way Tinubu orchestrated the removal of Ambode and Jonathan without allowing them complete their 8 years is the same he will be kicked out come 2027.
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Thinking how AD was clearly the last elite defensive center on the Lakers, but also had the offensive burden of averaging 26 a night for the team to be great. Walker has none of those asks. He gets to devote his energy to defense and cleaning up at the rim like he did tonight.
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Wearing a skirt with no panties is more erotic than being naked.
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Carrick usually arrives at Carrington around 7.30am but no sign of him at Carrington this morning as #mufc players on a day off. Some players and staff tried to hide from photographers at Manchester Airport. Carrick didn't.
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The best value for money is just buying the MTN annual plan for 125k, 800GB.
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The funniest part is that Chelsea might meet PSG in another final and still beat them My club is so wired man 😂😂😂
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I have sex with my wife’s best friend every time my wife travels, but yesterday the woman called me and said we needed to stop immediately. I asked her why, because we’ve been doing this for almost a year. She said, “Your wife knows about us.” I started panicking and asked her how. She told me to check my WhatsApp. I opened it and found a message from my wife: “Tell my best friend to come to the house tonight. I need to speak to both of you.” I immediately called my wife’s best friend, but she refused to answer. That evening, my wife came home, sat beside me, and asked me one question: “Baby, if I told you I already knew everything, would you still lie to me?” I started crying and begged her to forgive me. She smiled and said: “I’m not angry about what you did. I’m angry that you did it with HER.” I asked her what was so special about her best friend. She looked at me and said: “Because she’s the reason I married you in the first place.”
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Draymond Green on Yaxel Lendeborg going at Luka Doncic: “Everyone will say the rookie learned his lesson. What he learn? The next time he see him, go at his ass again.” Full soundbite
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They sent my cousin back to Nigeria to fix his behavior and this nigga joined Boko Haram
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