favrd era elder

"ai is going to steal your job" not if I steal its job first!! I've been answering questions with extremely confident wrongness since before ai was even invented

put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling

if the media reported every single car accident with the same ferocity it reports on every single incident that happens on the MTA, you would be very happy the subway exists

15 years ago some marketing exec used the phrase “pivot to video” for the first time and now the entire world is shit

just heard a mom on the subway tell her kids to “be aware of your surroundings and notice when you’re in someone’s way” and I wonder how much we can pay her to give that same lecture to every other person in new york

those who hate walkable cities will never experience the simple pleasures of going to the grocery store on a Saturday afternoon absolutely rip-roaringly schwasted