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I got to the urinal at the exact same time another guy got to the urinal next to me, and I said, “Let’s take care of it,” as we unzipped, and I have no idea why I did that, and we both hated it.
Tempted to get the latest god of war games to see if there is a single "O'Neill" or "Rya'c!" Because I'm confused there's an "indeed" already
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PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.
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We researched some of the biggest Facebook groups promoting the Canadian trucker protest before they were shut down yesterday, and noticed something was a bit off.
The only individual admin running some of the most active groups was one woman in Missouri. Or so it seemed.🧵⤵️
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Later tonight, a man unbound from time & space will leave boxes under decorated pine totems as assessments of children's moral worth.
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Sally got a mouthful of kibble and emptied it on the couch where I was having coffee. I honestly think she was attempting her version of having coffee with me.
May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.
#SuicidePrevention
1-800-273-8255
Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.
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I was called a saint, recently, which I think is only helpful to others and I die, then it's still helpful to others?
I never did the saint thing so I'm not 100% sure. Is this something to look forward to? Am I blessed with powers or what not?
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