Elliott Simpson (@e_simpson) header
Elliott Simpson (@e_simpson) profile picture

The Good Times Are Calling

Sheffield, England
Joined January 2011
Photo by Elliott Simpson (@e_simpson)Photo by Elliott Simpson (@e_simpson)Photo by Elliott Simpson (@e_simpson)Photo by Elliott Simpson (@e_simpson)Photo by Elliott Simpson (@e_simpson)Photo by Elliott Simpson (@e_simpson)Photo by Elliott Simpson (@e_simpson)Photo by Elliott Simpson (@e_simpson)Photo by Elliott Simpson (@e_simpson)Photo by Elliott Simpson (@e_simpson)
Elliott Simpson retweeted
She’s right! Absolutely impossible to tell.
6 ladies went for lunch & drinks today; 3 are Trans, 3 are normal. I won’t tell you which is which, I’ll let you so called experts work it out! I’m waiting. #TransWomenAreWomen 🍆🍆🍆
112
465
13
22,914
1,064,376
Elliott Simpson retweeted
I just showed my son this video and he pleaded with me to show it to him a second time because he loved it so much.
As a mother of three boys, I know for a fact that this dude’s mother was exhausted.
11
72
4,030
406,683
Elliott Simpson retweeted
“I’M SO BAD AT GOLF!” 🤬 Career Grand Slam winner, six-time Major Championship winner, has 45 professional wins, seven-time Race to Dubai Champion, three-time FedEx Cup Champion, six-time Ryder Cup winner who has spent more than 100 weeks at World Number One… Misses the green 🤣 #GenesisScottishOpen | #RolexSeries
26
104
44
1,917
659,945
Elliott Simpson retweeted
Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler. Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.
152
4,071
176
52,353
1,122,872
Elliott Simpson retweeted
🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆
123
9,127
107
61,970
1,832,430
Elliott Simpson retweeted
Big him up . Imagine if he let Sir Alex control his affairs he would have ended up waffling on podcasts talking about class of 92 every week 😂
456
12,259
340
90,928
4,460,612
Elliott Simpson retweeted
As a human being... I'm repulsed. As a betting man... I'm intringed.
School director was 'ringleader' of child fight club trib.al/GSv06hY
347
8,583
86
136,764
5,601,669
Elliott Simpson retweeted
Porn on Twitter is getting out of hand. Can’t even scroll 2 minutes without seeing stuff like this…
April blooms at Augusta National Golf Club. #themasters
40
633
4
23,496
1,226,281
Elliott Simpson retweeted
Something tells me my man in the bottom left eating the twix might not be a City fan
99
1,630
160
41,651
2,965,278
Elliott Simpson retweeted
How it felt getting to leave double maths early to go play in the school football team…
41
357
33
6,168
391,967
Elliott Simpson retweeted
Everybody be cool, this is a signing 🍔🥤
440
3,416
624
32,809
1,897,022
Elliott Simpson retweeted
Weirdest pile of shit ive ever seen in football... Going the match? Nah mate gona lock myself in a box with opposition fans, stare at the wall for a couple hours and then check the result.
Roy Keane reveals the result of the Manchester derby to fans locked In The Box 📦 The full video will be available on Sunday on the Sky Sports Premier League YouTube channel 📺
125
463
17
11,101
714,484
Boo’s at full time are embarrassing! Get a grip ffs
17
2
91
11,139
Since you asked so nicely x
Replying to @SheffieldUnited
Can we have the photo in front of the fans admin? Need a new banner 🫶
23
81
14
1,638
319,247
T1: McIlroy (-13) T3: Fleetwood (-12) T3: Hatton (-12) T3: Fitzpatrick (-12) T3: R.Højgaard (-12) T9: N.Højgaard (-11) T9: Rose (-11) T9: Åberg (-11) T12: Lowry (-10) T12: MacIntyre (-10) We'll be keeping a close eye on Team Europe tomorrow 👀
13
26
1
679
41,522
Elliott Simpson retweeted
Semi pro footballers acting like Prem stars will always be wild to me.
Apologies for our recent performances. The fans and the club deserve more that what we’ve given and I am disappointed. We will get it right I promise….
286
1,138
134
41,668
7,926,887
OUR TIME. OUR PLACE.
400
5,001
649
37,795
1,971,587
SHANE LOWRY!! Ryder Cup retained.
323
2,056
302
19,628
915,004
Elliott Simpson retweeted
“You suck Rory” starter pack
30
171
8
6,020
234,936
Crikey. The deputy prime minister of the UK has admitted she doesn’t understand how tax works. I wonder what else she doesn’t understand.
3,032
9,049
368
102,358
3,698,448