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tell your cat i said pspspsps

Joined April 2011
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HARI NI NEGARA MISKIN MERDEKA
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mirip bgt ajggg 😭
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🚨JUST IN: Terjadi demonstrasi penolakan kenaikan BBM di Cikini, Jakarta. Gak ada yang tau kan lu kalo ada demo?
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I like this guy so much it's hurts😭
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bantu temen. skuy yg suka nonton marapthon. kontak nya nanti dikasih 👌🏻
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I think about this a lot
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when you're having your birthday in paris
when you're antek-antek asing
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“See you at 8” Me at 5:30
“See you at 8.” Me at 7:59
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To beat the robot vacuum cleaner, you have to think like the robot vacuum cleaner
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new tourist attraction near Mega Kuningan
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it's always something new with these mfs 😭
OWLS CAN SIT CROSS LEGGED?!?!
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BEST FARTNER LOL
Replying to @pizzapipazza
tp kataku sih alasan aja tiba-tiba bahas lgbt. bukan perkara lgbt aja, itu seller teledor.
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Yaampun, cuma pesawat yang harganya gak sampe anggaran MBG satu minggu saja kok diberitakan heboh. Setelah ada MBG, dunia ini terasa murah.
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"Gaji lu berapa per bulan?" tanya Tante Rina dengan tatap tajamnya. "0,18 detik MBG, Tante," jawabku pelan tak berani menatap matanya karena malu. Namun aku sedikit mendongak kepala melihat sedikit daripada raut wajahnya. Ia tersenyum tipis, terkesan merendahkan. "Heh, anak tante ya sudah jadi direktur perusahaan multinasional. Gajinya 8,64 detik MBG, lho. Kamu ini sudah dewasa tapi masih menyusahkan orangtua!" Rentetan kata-katanya menusuk hati dalam kalbu paling dalam, tetapi itu menyalakan api yang bersinar menyala-nyala dalam hatiku. Kugenggam tanganku dan berteriak kencang dalam hati, "KELAK GAJIKU SEKITAR 1 MENIT MBG!"
Sekalian aja lah kalkulatornya, terserah. Nih: kalkulatormbg.lovable.app/
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girl are you dating kratos
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Replying to @christasyd
Reminds me when the brand hush puppy got translated as diem anjing
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