yo

me for some reason this week

. @easychz

ilya’s “oh, im baby” realization 🥺

ilya definitely hides his head under shane’s shirt when he’s feeling overwhelmed. if shane is also wearing a hoodie at the time, he’ll zip it up around ilya’s head so he can fully cocoon and block out the rest of the world

just replay LIX at this point lmao 🦅

ilya turning down the volume so he (and we) can hear shane’s lil noises 😌 thoughtful king

also since they’re playing as each other, they absolutely were doing terrible impressions of the other which lead to constant bickering/laughing/shoving breaks which lead to wrestling which lead to bedroom which means the game was technically never finished, but they both won 😌

the only unrealistic thing about the cottage is that they’re both not COVERED in hickeys

according to twitter my tweets are apparently too cute to be seen 😔

ilya pranking shane by replacing all the lightbulbs with blacklight/uv bulbs and the whole property lights up like aurora borealis 💦

do you think their fetuses can communicate telepathically or do they have to touch tums?

shane wears it until it smells like shane so then ilya wears it til it smells like ilya then shane wears it til it smells like shane then ilya then shane then ilya then shane then shane’s mom sneaks in & throws it in the WASH bc it STINKS then shane wears ilya’s hoodie til-

i loved it but that episode should’ve been two weeks long not 52 min #heatedrivarly

this is so mr bean coded lmao

shane: 🙂 ilya: [moans in russian]

ok but ilya pinching shane’s tummy skin to try and keep him in his lap 😭 #heatedrivalry

aliens can do the funniest thing tomorrow