elle retweeted
You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news
elle retweeted
texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin
emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
elle retweeted
(at a social event)
*paws at you* can we leave
*paws at you* can we leave
*paws at you* can we leave

















