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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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the scene of Anton Chigurh caring for his gunshot wound (laying down tarp, painfully taking off his boots, cutting his pants off with scissors, sweating profusely) except it’s me getting ready to jack off
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This movie’s jokes sometimes are so fucking stupid they loop back around to being genius
“Yes but not THIS Philippines” has stupid amounts of comedic potential
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I wish they didn't crop out their Tiktok username cuz this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a good second
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scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive
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I misidentified him in an earlier (deleted) post but still worth noting the very cool fact that Pat Graham was photographing today, just as he did when Fugazi played the Washington Monument in 1993. @TURNSTILEHC @dischordrecords
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My wallpaper has been exactly this for like the past 2 years probably i genuinely cant have anything else or it looks so fucking off
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Being sober is like having super powers. It's 4pm and I'm not even stumbling drunk. I can drive a car






















