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the fact that Jesus looked at the cross & then looked at me and still thought i was worth it will forever be baffling to me.
i just remembered that when i was like 14 i got in a fight with this guy i had a thing with and i used all meredith grey quotes as comebacks
so far at family bbq, my grandpa just said:
“i think men & women are equal. a relationship is equal. my wife likes to cook and i love to eat, it evens out.”
my mom actually just said
“i got really scared because i thought i saw bear last night but it turned out to just be a big bird.”
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“how it must break God’s heart when we walk around so desperate for the kind of love He waits to give us each and everyday.””
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why social media sucks (a thread):
1) what started out as a place for community has become a place filled with comparison.
being friends with shai is the best cause she will randomly dye her hair pink or get bangs and she rocks it
PSA:
starbucks has lids that you don’t need to use a straw with, ask for a cold foam lid!
we sell cheap reusable water cups!
if you buy one of our tumblers & ask for your drink made in it you get money off your actual order. you’re saving the planet and saving money!
god bless mrs.tremain but this was definitely her in middle school health nitter.gq/dcknthr/status/9993271…
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why does it seem like nobody on twitter has a job nitter.gq/maddyrosenau/status/10…
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I love summer until girls start posting Instagram pics in bikinis with their hot bods and tasty drinks and pretty faces and then I remember that I have the body of a dad who drinks a case of beer a day and uses golf as his form of exercise
“i already know what position @TomHolland1996 & i are gonna pose in when i meet him. he’s gonna be shooting his spidey web. cute, right??”
@HannahDevine4
convo w/ mike devine:
me:
homegirl needs dinner, is it almost done?
mike: (referring to his wife) not until my homegirl homegirl gets fed






