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“how it must break God’s heart when we walk around so desperate for the kind of love He waits to give us each and everyday.””
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why social media sucks (a thread):
1) what started out as a place for community has become a place filled with comparison.
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why does it seem like nobody on twitter has a job nitter.gq/maddyrosenau/status/10…
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I love summer until girls start posting Instagram pics in bikinis with their hot bods and tasty drinks and pretty faces and then I remember that I have the body of a dad who drinks a case of beer a day and uses golf as his form of exercise
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my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and
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not that i'm complaining but why did chris pratt and chris hemsworth have a literal couples photoshoot
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I got to tell my boyfriend at his game today that I AM CANCER FREE💚💜 – at West Lake Stevens, WA
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sorry to announce to all my fans that there's been complications with the album and it won't be released tonight. I'm so sorry to all my fans and I didn't mean to let you down again...
JK LOL MOFOS 20 MINUTES TURN THE FUCK UP
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This is 40. And I like it... #pregnantandforty #anddoughnuts
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So I'm ready to be a mother so I go to petco and get Marvin and the next day I'm a grandma...
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Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus, pls don’t take Will Ferrell. He just wanted to go fast. nitter.gq/billboard/status/98491…
Will Ferrell hospitalized after a serious car accident blbrd.cm/Zc13ir
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Me after smashing three baskets of chips at a Mexican restaurant and then my entree comes out
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What today’s all about for me. If you know anything about me I’ve needed more of it in my life than most. Happy Easter y’all.
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