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Goes to Africa to lobby them in his bid to join the big boy G20 table Immediately gets betrayed at home Truly God has a gift for comedy
🚨🇵🇱COUP UNDERWAY IN POLAND! PM Donald Tusk has just sent police to storm Constitutional Tribunal building in Warsaw in the middle of the night. Tusk waited until President Karol Nawrocki left the country before ordering the police takeover. Nawrocki was halfway to Senegal when he abruptly turned his plane around and rushed back to Poland to confront the unfolding crisis. The EU, which backs Donald Tusk, has STILL NOT issued a statement on this unprecedented crisis or condemned the attempted coup.
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バナナ食え ウッガ・ウッガーエ ウッグガ・ウッグガーアー ヴゥーウッガ ウッガーアー ゾウ・マンモスの骨をぶん殴れ アァァァァ 俺の噛む光 アァァァァ バナナバナナバナナバナナ ウーウー バナナバナナ バナナたち ヤシの木 ィィィィィ
Les japonais ils sont tellement malade reconnaissez que vous êtes raciste et c’est tout
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Hot take but by ME2 they had already taken a wrong turn, by ME3 the flaws couldnt be denied anymore, Inquisition was the last chance to wake the fuck up and course correct But they made like 4 other shitty games past that
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Toujours pas, désolé Mohamed.
Le 17 octobre ce sera aussi pour les algériens qui ont été jeté dans la Seine en 1961
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My WoW hot take is that BfA could have been one of the best expac and could have brought back the WoW feel but they fucked it up and dropped the ball insanely hard, largely because they didnt want the playerbase to be at war and refused to take risks with anything
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This game is so fucking cooked man Cheer one day for realmless and LFG tools because no one wants to wait for a dungeon, then lament that people do dungeons with no friction One day they cheer for "horizontal progression" and the next they cheer for retail like items in deadmines
If Blizzard lets you dungeon spam to level in Forever, here's what happens six months later: “Nobody is out in the world anymore.” “Leveling doesn’t feel like a journey.” “The game has become lobby-based.” “Modern WoW ruined the social world.” The WoW player yearns for retail but has too much of an ego to admit it.
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And all of it for what ? Why the fuck do you want the week 1 booming release feel to stretch over for 6 months? Do you not understand the obvious disconnect with all of the other stated goals?
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"Noooo, women should NOT be the passive party! I want an assertive woman who comes up to me and notices my cute outfit and flirts and makes me laugh, tells me how cute I look and takes me out on a date!!!" You are GAY. (non-derogatory) You should try dating MEN.
It took me 13 years to understand the joke here was she wanted him to walk her to class. I showed this shit to my 16 year-old niece and she figured it out right away.
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I'm not saying you cant complain if your girl is playing mind games and sulking because you didnt buy her Starbucks on a friday afternoon because she complained about work and "you should have known" I'm saying this one is beginner level social reading comprehension.
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Me when I'm walking past a burning building and a foid, seemingly stuck in there, says her leg is broken and she needs help but she technically did not ask ME and I am neither a leg surgeon or a fire fighter so how was I supposed to know she wanted ME to help? I'm not a psychic!
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Being an atheist in TES is like being an ancap : I'm willing to hear the moral argument and yeah it's not really fair, it's not a great state of affair but I dont think you can just "get rid of it" and certainly not without inviting in a meaner eaviler eldritch being
They do this in a lot of newer fantasy realms. They shoehorn the utterly ridiculous notion that an atheist can even exist in a world with demonstrably real and present gods with some cope akin to “I just don’t worship the (all powerful) bastards innit” to appease irl atheists
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Playing Stellaris with AI on the side to look up shit and its advice for how to deal with hundred of subvariants of the same glup shitto unassimilable plasmic refugees (that one is mb) is manually ship them all on a shit planet, release the planet and then planet crack that bitch
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No matter how vile a slur, if you target it at good ppl, it will organically drift back to positive connotations, and respectively, no matter how many euphemisms, or how etymologically neutral a term is, if it describes bad ppl, it will end up as a slur in the end
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*Guy with a flute, mind controlling a rat for a game of luck* *Sings about revolution, talks in a very weird way about his Lord, you might be misled in thinking he's talking about the Emperor but it's clear he's not* *Tzeentch cult attacked ship* Heinrix is a fraud, actually
oh if you bring heinrix with you when you meet the flute player in the lower decks, he IMMEDIATELY clocks him despite nothing else giving him away until later on
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Like, he has one job as an inquisitor and it's to pick up on shit like that, stuff a normal person might miss and even if it isnt all clear, you're just going to let a rogue psyker preach rebellion in a part of the ship with ppl bearing clear cut Chaos mutations ???
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I dont think the game should let me with my 40 lore (warp) know for a fact that the guy is a psyker with a human bone flute, and that the mutants deeper in the area are mutated by Chaos and then let the inquisitor man just miss all of that or worse he noticed but did nothing
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The presence of ever more, ever crazier bandits in every fallout game 100% vindicates Caesar but gamers arent ready for this conversation so they'd rather side with Temu Elon (he will fix everything I swear, he isnt just some warlord with old guns living in ruins like the others)
Raiders need backstories too
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