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She was really gonna go far in acting. Not many singers could handle a role like this.
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This is why some our faves are putting out weak material. They are these rich circles and don’t have much to talk about personally.
Jamie Foxx reveals he told Eddie Murphy to his face that his MANSION and “HIBISCUS SUNRISE” scent made comedy impossible after the legend walked out looking like XERXES from 300
"Comedians are weird. They show up... they wanna see if you about to bomb."
"I had a deal to do a stand-up comedy thing for fifteen years, but I couldn’t get it off. Because my life was great. My house was nice. I made it. There’s nothing funny about what I’m going through..."
"Matter of fact, I went to Eddie Murphy house... it was me, Rock, Chappelle, Kimmel, Ellen, all the comedians. When Eddie came out he had this robe. He looked like Xerxes from 300. He was like, if you would bow to me, I would give you all of the riches."
"And when he came down he was saying he wanted to get back into standup. I was like, you can’t. This house is too perfect. Ain’t nothing funny in here. And that scent you got pumping... he said ‘that’s the hibiscus sunrise.’ I said, that ain’t funny. Hibiscus ain’t funny."
"So with me, I didn’t have nothing to talk about. When this situation happened to me, it gave me everything to talk about... now I’m back on stage. I can just talk me. I can be me."
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The amount of times I’ve listened to this since it dropped is NASTYYYYYY.
THIS is how I rap. THIS is real bars.
You can tell these niggas care and THAT is what I crave out of music. 🩷
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Bill Skarsgård and Alexander Skarsgård seeing each other at freaky monsters auditions
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there are people who don’t care about gta missions, they just want to be unnecessarily wicked
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as an avid reader of traditionally published books (i literally have 4 library cards), ao3 scratches an entirely different itch. “just go read a book” YOU DONT GET IT i need to read 20 different versions of the same characters enter into a fake dating scenario with a sounding tag
these young politicians are fucking them old ones UP🤣🙌🏾 THAT'S HOW YOU READ A MF. STRAIGHT FACTS🤣
these young cats don't give a FUCK anymore and i love seeing it.
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This is easily THE most DEVASTATING clapback I have ever heard, by any candidate, from either party. trump said he wants metal detectors for El-Sayed.
El-Sayed says sure, but lie detectors for YOU.
First question: EPSTEIN.
He is SO good at this.🔥
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Naw nigga you see the angle Big Foe at don’t jump in dat water if you can’t swim!
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me estoy meando quien en su sano juicio se imprime un fic así dios mío que genialidad
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Somebody said “Respect is allowing your partner to clarify what they meant instead of deciding what they meant and arguing against an intention they never had.” And I like that shit


































