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//Full Stack AI Developer//Software Developer//Web Developer//Backend Engineer//Chelsea FC 💙

Ogun, Nigeria
Joined January 2016
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Make una no worry una selves, I go hustle money buy my MacBook. Thank you for the opportunity though.
It’s time! You’ve prepared for this, and now the moment is here. Read each question carefully and give it your best shot. You’ve got this! 👊🏻 #Usecardtonic #UpskillwithCardtonic #Upskill
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“You don’t owe your parents anything” una God suppose epp me punish the pesin wey talk that thing. Na once wey I reach house I begin beg all of them say make dem just epp me manage weytin I bring for now say make dem bear with me.😭😭😭😂😂
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What a funny way to discover why he named himself Tiny😂😂😂
British-Nigerian influencer Tiny d!es after undergoing p*nis enlargement procedure in Thailand.
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My first UGC payment was ₦2,000. See ehn, I’ve made A LOT of mistakes & honestly, I wish I had someone to guide me through them. But now you have me Welcome to Episode 1 of “Things I Wish I Knew Before Venturing Into UGC.” Beginners, you want to follow this series.
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Hi Sunday❤️ Showed up to church looking like God’s favorite baby🙈
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Farmercologist retweeted
You will NEVER be equal to men. You will never be better than men. Thats why the only proof you have is child birth. Animals can do that. Show me an animal that created a computer or built any civilization? We are stronger, faster, taller, smarter, more logical, more emotionally controlled. You run on feelings, we run on facts. That's why we lead and you follow. Look around you. EVERYTHING you see. We crossed oceans when there was no map. We conquered continents. We went to SPACE. We built weapons to protect, bridges to connect, skyscrapers to touch the clouds, toilets so you don't shit in the street, computers, cars, planes, trains, the internet, electricity, medicine, farms, banks, courts, governments. What did you build? Nothing. You moved INTO what we built and then said "I don't need men." You don't even know how anything you use works. You can't build it, you can't fix it, you can't maintain it. If men stopped working for 24 hours, your world ends. No power, no water, no food, no safety. You'd be screaming for us back in hours. And the ultimate humiliation? You don’t create life. You incubate it. You are only a woman because YOUR FATHER allowed it. Your mother had zero say. Her X is useless alone. It was your father's X that made you female. A MAN decided your gender, not a woman. You were created by a man, born into a world built by men, protected by men, fed by men, and you have the audacity to think you're equal? You are not equal. You are a beneficiary. A guest in a house men built. Have some fuckin respect.
Women aren’t equal to men. Women are better than men in every way.
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They have most likely eaten but the Nigerian woman never misses an opportunity to extract money from the Nigerian man even if that means lying and deceiving. The calculation here being that if they answer in the negative, he will send them money for food.
A guy called 10 different Nigerian babe and ask them if they had eaten and none of them had until he called a non Nigerian babe 😂😂😂😂 +234 babe better get a job 😂😂😂😂
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+234 babe exchange rate by the way. Lmao
“i like them thick” but if a woman likes them rich, she’s a gold digger. una neverr ready.😂
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Farmercologist retweeted
If you like earn 400 trillion Any Man paying girlfriend monthly allowance is a MUMU. Full stop.
I’m not even kidding. I used to receive money from my 9-5 ex who earned in euros. 400k a month just because he knew I had hobbies and wanted me to save more of my own salary. He could afford it so he did. Guys do things, i won’t necessarily say “mumu” his only responsibility was himself so he didn’t mind. I just feel men like knowing they’re offering something.
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Hello joy, my name is happiness 😊. The dried grass behind you in the first frame took my space 😅. How about we recreate this pictures in any beautiful garden of your choice 😊? Text me 👍
All shades of gorgeous.😍
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I don’t care how much you people hype Samsung, I’m never picking Samsung over iPhone unless Samsung develops its own OS.
I used iPhone 17 Pro Max for a brief period before switching to Samsung S26 Ultra. S26U is just miles ahead bro. The only win in the 17PM is the video mode. Bro, I copied a text in my other Samsung phone, got a notification in the S26U to paste it in. I wept😭
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“I did the leaving” una💀💀💀 You wey no get level. Lmao
Omoye please I did the leaving. I’m not from the trenches like you, I don’t need marriage to survive. 2 different realities queen.
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I don’t care who the hell you are, but if you find it convenient to go 24 hours without reaching out or not talking to me for no genuine reasons, just know that’s the end. I no dey follow una do rubbish. The moment we’re in a relationship, communication is non-negotiable. You either agree or go your separate way.
The idea that if you truly like someone, you must talk to her everyday doesn’t work for me sha. I can go a full month without communicating and still burn for you. I measure connection by space you occupy in my mind, not frequency of “contact”
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All these ones no concern me. My own be say, tell The Place restaurant make dem no dey give me small chicken again anytime wey I order food from them. Na everytime wey I buy food from The Place dem dey give me small chicken.
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boy go believe say nah girl wey he knack give am badluck girl go believe say nah she dey bring blessings for her man, useless generation 😂
Olohun maje ki ashi obodo
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My sister go just dey liter her belongings for my house lol(wigs, bags, dress) and whatnot Make babe no find person come think say nah another girl lol🤣
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“Everybody they’ve paid me my August salary o” Idiot!😂😂😂
Feed the body that works for the money 💰 .
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Developers!!! When these HR guys realize AI is not gonna replace us and come back crawling.. make sure you double your salary!!!
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Abi make I beg @piggyvest ni? Even if na 10k, make I just use am guide till Monday wey dem go pay salary🙂🙂🙂
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You say you're recruiting for interns but you reject the CVs of those who have 1 year experience or below. One day you'll say the truth about what you're looking for.
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