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fasterchild

@fasterchild

Dedicated digital advertising, service, and management professional. Leadership coach & disco ball enthusiast.

 Pittsburgh, PA
Joined March 2008
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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Fulton County releases a mug shot following former President Donald Trump's fourth arrest this year cnn.it/3sqyanz
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Ryan Deto@RyanDeto22 Aug 2023
Hey everyone, I am working on a @TribLIVE story about Pittsburgh's spotted lantern fly invasion and if you have a bad infestation, I want to hear from you. Reach out, my DMs are open.
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Acyn
@Acyn24 May 2023
Wow Democrats just laughed at Marjorie Taylor Greene when she asked them to abide by decorum of the House
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Grandmother clock.
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Same energy. #HouseOfTheDragon
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Today, just a few days short of my 25th anniversary, I quit @pghcitypaper Here is my statement: docs.google.com/document/d/1…
Lisa Cunningham resigns from Pittsburgh City Paper

Lisa Cunningham resigns from Pittsburgh City Paper

Today, just a few days short of my 25th anniversary, I quit Pittsburgh City Paper. For the past 25 years, I have dedicated my life to the city’s altweekly, but I will no longer work under abusive...

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Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️
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How relieved must Olivia Wilde be right now
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The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.
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.@beyonce's 'summer renaissance' meets michael jackson's 'don't stop til' you get enough'. 💞
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So the FBI planted classified evidence, but also Trump declassified that evidence that he never took, but also it's not even a big deal if he did take it because only one box was classified I mean declassified, but also even if he did have many boxes of classified documents...
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Living in that momentary high after deleting every photo of your ex on your social media.
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Apparently I’m giving off therapist vibes this week.
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@ThePunnyWorld1 Aug 2022
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.
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My statement about raising $1 million for abortion funds across the country in 72 hours 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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