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Pittsburgh, PA
Joined March 2008
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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Fulton County releases a mug shot following former President Donald Trump's fourth arrest this year cnn.it/3sqyanz
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Hey everyone, I am working on a @TribLIVE story about Pittsburgh's spotted lantern fly invasion and if you have a bad infestation, I want to hear from you. Reach out, my DMs are open.
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Wow Democrats just laughed at Marjorie Taylor Greene when she asked them to abide by decorum of the House
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Grandmother clock.
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Same energy. #HouseOfTheDragon
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Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️
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How relieved must Olivia Wilde be right now
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The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.
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.@beyonce's 'summer renaissance' meets michael jackson's 'don't stop til' you get enough'. 💞
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So the FBI planted classified evidence, but also Trump declassified that evidence that he never took, but also it's not even a big deal if he did take it because only one box was classified I mean declassified, but also even if he did have many boxes of classified documents...
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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.
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My statement about raising $1 million for abortion funds across the country in 72 hours 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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So the @New Yorker has fired me, effective immediately. I’m speaking with the union about potentially filing a grievance on the termination. But here are some things that I will say….
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“We can have different opinions and still be friends” doesn’t apply to human rights.
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“Grief is love with nowhere to go.” I can’t stop hearing it.
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"It's on you." In a striking moment, Texas gubernatorial candidate @BetoORourke interrupts Gov. Greg Abbott's press conference about the Uvalde shooting.
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So let me get this straight- one leak from the SCOTUS and the marshal is called in to investigate by Chief Justice Roberts but a sitting justice's wife literally plotted to overthrow the government and no investigation? Interesting.
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Triple overtime. We are going to TRIPLE OVERTIME. ...Is everyone doing okay?
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