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@fcligmaD

FC Dallas Sufferer. Dallas till they priced me out. 👎 Laughing through the pain, one meme at a time. Jesus Ferreira is my favorite twitch streamer

Joined September 2020
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I doubted God and he proved me wrong. Messi is 👑
ouch my knees (@fcligmaD) profile pictureouch my knees@fcligmaD9 Jul 2023
Replying to @ESPNFC
Messi wont fix this
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Respect, but also, time to touch grass
Luke Purvis (@lurvis33) profile pictureLuke Purvis@lurvis3330 Jul 2025
Replying to @3rdDegreeNet
I’ve had it pulled up on my secondary monitor since the announcement of the link and the first movement of dirt I saw on screen was two days before our second win at home. Coincidence? I think not. Also the grounds crew had a diagonal crosshatch Monday and then changed it yesterday to this setup.
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Buy @FCDallas pls
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@Dexerto27 Jul 2025
IShowSpeed said he'd be interested in buying a football club with MrBeast within the next 20 years MrBeast responded, saying "why not now?" The most valuable football clubs in the US can be worth upwards of $1 billion dollars
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Nate 🪩 :) (@NateJacksxn) profile picture
Nate 🪩 :)@NateJacksxn20 Jul 2025
Bring back unexpected edits
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Oh man really like this kid
Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) profile pictureDax McCarty@DaxMcCarty1120 Jul 2025
Love this kids energy! Hope to see more of him for @FCDallas
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Holy shit?
The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX) profile pictureThe Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineX15 Jul 2025
🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Donald Trump has kept the original Club World Cup trophy in his Oval Office, with Chelsea lifting a replica.
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Bet he will do the same with the World Cup Trophy
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@PSV12 Jul 2025
El Tren is back on track 🚂
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Bring it back
Major League Soccer (@MLS) profile pictureMajor League Soccer
@MLS4 Jul 2025
Dallas Burn 🤝 Football Heritage From their 90s name and on-field mascot to jerseys past and present, we took a deeper look at the Burn and how @FCDallas celebrate their history: soc.cr/4nxG6eL
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How does Dan Hunt live with himself knowing we are 30 years in and no where close to winning the teams FIRST MLS Cup? Truly dark times following this team #DTID
X - FC Dallas (@FCDallas) profile pictureX - FC Dallas
@FCDallas29 Jun 2025
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Chris Richards coming back to half the stadium under construction and our dogshit team getting packed up by San Jose.
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X - FC Dallas (@FCDallas) profile pictureX - FC Dallas
@FCDallas26 Jun 2025
Just a couple of FA Cup winners in the building. Welcome back to where it all started, Chris 🫡
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I guess this was the perfect season to pause my season ticket
Borderline Delusional FCD Fan (@sadfcdfans) profile pictureBorderline Delusional FCD Fan@sadfcdfans26 Jun 2025
This fucking season man
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Jesus scamming Seattle 💀
Noah Riffe (@NoahRiffe) profile pictureNoah Riffe
@NoahRiffe25 Jun 2025
😳 MLSPA has released salary numbers for 2025. Jesus Ferreira: $609,653.33 per assist, $1,828,960 per goal, $1819.86 per minute played. (1G/3A/1005 mins) Paul Rothrock: $34,666.67 per assist, $52,000 per goal, $88.06 per minute played. (2G/4A/1181 mins)
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Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile picture
Dexerto
@Dexerto24 Jun 2025
Fortnite skin and footballer Lionel Messi turns 38 years old today
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Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump21 Jun 2025
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I wonder if Paes has PTSD
Tactical Manager (@ManagerTactical) profile pictureTactical Manager
@ManagerTactical19 Jun 2025
The Ref got a good view of Messi’s goal!
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Eyes dont lie- they hate him
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Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) profile pictureAlexi Lalas
@AlexiLalas19 Jun 2025
Lots of soccer nowadays at the White House. Trump is “the soccer president.” 🇺🇸⚽️
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I cant wait to see him play as our lead #9 during Next Years World Cup. Hope he goes to an English or Spanish team as a starter so he can train for next summers WC #USMNT #Pepi
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano18 Jun 2025
🚨⚪️⚫️ Excl: Fulham consider approach for PSV striker Ricardo Pepi as potential summer target, he’s on shortlist. More clubs expected to join the race as Italian and Spanish sides are also monitoring USMNT striker. 🇺🇸
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See Weston be a secret Iranian Hit man
USMNT X (@USMNTX) profile pictureUSMNT X@USMNTX18 Jun 2025
😭 #USMNT
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