alla mina tweets är skrivna medan jag tömmer tarmen, försummar barnen eller vansköter mitt arbete. ibland alla tre samtidigt
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Testimony of the victim, Natalia Vlasova, who was in the Izolyatsia cells next to mine in 2019:
"Not every person would be capable of taking pleasure from causing pain to a naked and bound woman, and of committing all kinds of other perversions. Yevdokimov himself filed down my teeth with a nailfile, twisted my nipples and tried to push a bottle into my vagina”.
Her torturers “undressed me and bound me with scotch tape, poured water over me and turned on the current. If I didn’t scream enough, they increased the current and the shocks became even more intense. They needed a reaction. I didn’t understand that straight away, then when I screamed loud enough, I heard their satisfied voices.”
Natalia was also systematically raped and speaks of fifteen men arriving to use her in this way. As if their torture of her were not enough, they claimed to know where her small daughter went to kindergarten and threatened to bring her a toy containing explosives.
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every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years
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Silverbengt är avundsjuk på Guldbengt.
Kopparbengt har tagit sitt liv.
Rågbengt, Vetebengt, Havrebengt och Kornbengt gingo i höstglöden. "Höstglöden blöder" skreko de. De äro höstglödens bröder.
Kukbengt och Fittbengt äro kusiner med Vitamin B.
o ho ho trolig tråd. benny hill-musik på
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de har ändå en särskild plats i mitt hjärta efter alla dessa år, gubbarna som anklagar radion för att mörklägga sådant de hört på radion
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Drummers! If you sit on your arm long enough, it feels like you’re in Def Leppard.
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Elon Musk is man I could never respect. Unless he bought Bluesky this week. That would be pretty funny.
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4 Mesh Shirts That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Asian Pear
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u can tell dems aint wanna win cuz they aint even fake-sanction Israel like when kids in a 80s movie find an adult with an earring at a liquor store and hire him to pretend to be their dad to talk to the principal like "oh and u can just FORGET about soccer camp, mister!!"
lol det här hade jag missat. att ryska ortodoxa kyrkan är en gren av ryska staten är liksom ingen diskussionsfråga
"New Russian church raises suspicions in Swedish town. The concern centers on the church’s sensitive location, very close to a strategically important airport, a water treatment works and advanced energy companies based in the city of 130,000." politico.eu/article/new-russ…
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There's a certain group of people who endorse both Ukraine and Azerbaijan equally. It is based on some sort of a 20 yo idea of that both countries are anti 🇷🇺, while reality has passed this idea. 🇦🇿 literally signed an alliance with 🇷🇺 two days before the invasion of 🇺🇦 in 2022.
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when the first evil from mushrooms president is elected, light language will become the official language of the united states used in both sacred govt documents and common vernacular
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I’m not saying you’re a dick if you vote for Trump, I’m saying you’re a cunt.
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.@GretaThunberg i protesternas Georgien. Över en pizza berättar hon om sin kritik av klimattoppmötet Cop29 i Azerbajdzjan, sin egen aktivism och att klimatmötet kan bli ett politiskt redskap i händerna på regimer som kränker mänskliga rättigheter. blankspot.se/thunberg-i-tbil…
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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Floyd Mayweather’s been doing a lot of thinly veiled sponsored content for Israel lately. I think an illiterate guy who beats his wife is sort of the perfect spokesman for them
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Efter Georgisk dröms vinst i valet i Georgien är det dock tydligt att Armenien isoleras. Där har man gjort mycket för att närma sig EU. Se på @RSF_inter karta, så ser man hur landet är omringat av allt mer auktoritära krafter.
Armenien är EU:s närmsta vän i Kaukasien.
























