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David Markham

@ffcanuck

Still here against my better judgement

 Calgary, Canada
Joined March 2015
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CANMNT
@CANMNT_OfficialJun 28
ROUND OF 16 BOUND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! WE DID IT, CANADA!!! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ #CANMNT #OurGameNow
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoJun 28
๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ OFFICIAL: Canada qualify to World Cup 2026 Round of 16 for the FIRST TIME EVER!
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God
@TheTweetOfGod5 Nov 2024
Canada, you may hear loud bangs coming from the basement for the next month or so. Don't worry about it. Just make sure the door is shut and locked.
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God
@TheTweetOfGod27 Oct 2024
Iโ€™m done blessing America. Iโ€™m moving on to Canada. Itโ€™s less needy and has better poutine.
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Homeโ€™s never felt so good. Buzzing to be back at the Cottage - Letโ€™s go! ๐Ÿค
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He is home.
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Much of the problem with social media -- that it incentivizes the most idiotic & cruel commentary, makes people feel that they must express opinions on all topics, and allows people with clear mental health problems to drive our discourse -- is encapsulated in this 16 word tweet.
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@AdamCrafton_11 Dec 2023
Rishi promised to stop the boats and here we are
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@SkySportsNews11 Dec 2023
A boat full of West Ham supporters got stuck under Hammersmith Bridge before their game against Fulham on Sunday โ›ด๏ธ
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โ€œDrunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks. They spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, never develop their higher spiritual values, never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does.โ€ --Shane MacGowan
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Best of luck David at @Arsenal. Thanks for the memories
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If Fox News can break up with Tucker Carlson, maybe today is the day you break up that toxic relationship you're in.
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EUROPA LIMBS! #upthefulham
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Lee Adams@matchwornshirt112 Jan 2023
West london is black and white #StickTheBlueFlagUpYourArse โ€“ at South East, England
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Peter Rutzler
@peterrutzler3 Jan 2023
Fulham have matched their 20-21 season points total with 20 games to go. Incredible. #FFC
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cm@cmcalgary24 Dec 2022
๐Ÿšจ GIVEAWAY ๐Ÿšจ ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Two GA tickets to @shambhala_mf โ›บ๏ธ 10โ€™ x 10โ€™ Cold Garden Canopy Tent ๐Ÿ‘€ Two Cold Garden Camping Chairs โ„๏ธ Cold Garden Chest Cooler ๐Ÿป Cold Garden Backpack Cooler TO ENTER 1๏ธโƒฃย Follow @cold_garden and @cmcalgary 2๏ธโƒฃย Like & RT Ends Jan 1 #yyc #shambhala #yycbeer
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A CANADIAN HERITAGE MOMENT ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ #WeCAN
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Croatian tabloids seem quite unforgiving towards Herdman, putting him on the cover despite Daliฤ‡'s claim that 'Croatia will speak on the pitch'. "You have the mouth (tongue)", this one says, next to the, well, stripped Herdman. "But do you have the balls as well?"
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FulhamBone@FulHambone23 Oct 2022
Canโ€™t believe Marco Silva got bored and decided to turn Harrison Reed into Messi. #ffc
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Liz Truss: *this* is how you sewer your fresh mandate Danielle Smith: hold my ๐Ÿบ
Justin Ling (Has Left) (@Justin_Ling) profile pictureJustin Ling (Has Left)@Justin_Ling18 Oct 2022
Danielle Smith shared pro-Russian propaganda, written by a French 9/11 conspiracy theorist, published on a Holocaust denial blog. The Alberta premier's unbalance media diet is worth talking about. bugeyedandshameless.com/p/daโ€ฆ
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Danielle Smith's Magical Mystery Media

A special dispatch about Alberta's conspiracy-theorist-in-chief and her penchant for antisemitic blogs.

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Lee J.C.V.D Alder@Lee63781 Sep 2022
Replying to @LUFC
Weโ€™ve just loaned one of our most expensive signings to a rival and now theyโ€™re taking the piss out of us for doing so! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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