@floatign

she/her, 26 ♡ i hope Ur dreams r amazin 🧸 ♡

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Joined April 2014
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monday thursday & if you have to do three then add friday as well 😙👌
TobyWrites
@tobyasky4h
If you were asked to work two days per week in the office, and the other days from home, what two days are you picking?
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Adam🐺@adamgj036h
The year is 2060, minimum wage is now £160,000. The tax threshold is still £12,500
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Official Weather UK ☀️@Official_WXUKOct 25
Days will begin to lengthen in just 57 days.
Met4Cast - UK Weather
@Met4CastUKOct 25
Days will continue to shorten for another 56 days.
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just uploaded 7 items to vinted and i’m now frantically refreshing my app waiting for all the cash to start rolling in
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big duntles@bigluntyOct 25
girl your body is chippy tea
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i’ve had my electric blanket for 2 weeks and it’s already changed my life. best £35 i’ve ever spent as someone who has the temperature regulation ability of a piece of cardboard
Lucy Easthope@LucyGoBagOct 25
Learnt about this today octopus.energy/blog/free-ele…

Electric blankets

Our research shows the typical home could save £300 by using an electric blanket to keep warm rather than always heating the whole house.

octopus.energy
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took a break from scrolling to venture outdoors
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ugh, i’m so sick of living through once in a lifetime events
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 25
British Summer Time (BST) has now ended. As a result, the UK will now observe Greenwich Mean Time (GMT), with mornings being brighter and evenings getting darker earlier. Today will also be a 25-hour day due to the clocks going back by one hour.
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Devin Brent
@bogcheese8922Oct 23
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okay hold on we glossed over the toilet paper tampon… that is not-
Autoandrophilia August & Everything After@HateKillEIonOct 23
OK as someone who's done the Toilet Paper Tampon move myself countless times what we're not gonna do is pretend this is male authors not knowing how to write women and not something women actually do
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QTCinderella
@qtcinderellaOct 24
🎶Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 🎶….
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downsides of burning my index finger pad off: can’t unlock my laptop anymore upsides of burning my index finger pad off: ???
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a second statement has hit the h3h3productions instagram account
OsteoFerocious(asscakes)@the_oatsterOct 23
Ethan makes his first statement since the news broke
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dropping easter eggs like he’s taylor swift gtfo
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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not now.. mommy is reading the h3h3 fallout online
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dying inside at work reading about ethan klein cheating on hila i have nobody to talk to about this
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who the hell is PHP and why is he causing me issues at work i’ve been here literally 15 minutes plzzzzz
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i get that but there’s reasons why she made the decision. it’s her body and her life and it’s her choice
Newton@NewtaantOct 18
Sacrificing your hand because you don't want to stay in the hospital for 2 months is diabolical
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spoons is one of those where you have to separate the art from the artist tbh x
Ginger Tucci@Ginger_TucciOct 17
Do you have companies you just absolutely cannot fucking stand & were it not for people losing their jobs you’d love to fail? I’ll start; Wetherspoons Gail’s fucking bakery Shein
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it’s gonna be a warm feet winter. its all about hot water bottles, fluffy socks and heated blankets
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