@floatign

she/her, 26 ♡ i hope Ur dreams r amazin 🧸 ♡

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Joined April 2014
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monday thursday & if you have to do three then add friday as well 😙👌
TobyWrites
@tobyasky6h
If you were asked to work two days per week in the office, and the other days from home, what two days are you picking?
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Adam🐺@adamgj038h
The year is 2060, minimum wage is now £160,000. The tax threshold is still £12,500
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Replying to @AnthonyH123
like asda only did a limited amount of voucher codes you mean? fairs
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Replying to @1985Pete
wish i could be a fly on the wall for those internal meetings once they realised omg
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Replying to @Mazzzz101
the silent night dual control one, got it from groupon x
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Official Weather UK ☀️@Official_WXUKOct 25
Days will begin to lengthen in just 57 days.
Met4Cast - UK Weather
@Met4CastUKOct 25
Days will continue to shorten for another 56 days.
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just uploaded 7 items to vinted and i’m now frantically refreshing my app waiting for all the cash to start rolling in
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big duntles@bigluntyOct 25
girl your body is chippy tea
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i’ve had my electric blanket for 2 weeks and it’s already changed my life. best £35 i’ve ever spent as someone who has the temperature regulation ability of a piece of cardboard
Lucy Easthope@LucyGoBagOct 25
Learnt about this today octopus.energy/blog/free-ele…

Electric blankets

Our research shows the typical home could save £300 by using an electric blanket to keep warm rather than always heating the whole house.

octopus.energy
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took a break from scrolling to venture outdoors
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Replying to @Steveo11011 @FennellJW
set a reminder periodically to drink and replace whatever whatever needs to be used possibly? then you can replace with fresh water
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ugh, i’m so sick of living through once in a lifetime events
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 25
British Summer Time (BST) has now ended. As a result, the UK will now observe Greenwich Mean Time (GMT), with mornings being brighter and evenings getting darker earlier. Today will also be a 25-hour day due to the clocks going back by one hour.
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Devin Brent
@bogcheese8922Oct 23
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Replying to @richard1235x
who knows! it’s a them problem lol. it was mine too, got me through some tough times - the whole thing is a huge shame for everyone involved
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okay hold on we glossed over the toilet paper tampon… that is not-
Autoandrophilia August & Everything After@HateKillEIonOct 23
OK as someone who's done the Toilet Paper Tampon move myself countless times what we're not gonna do is pretend this is male authors not knowing how to write women and not something women actually do
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QTCinderella
@qtcinderellaOct 24
🎶Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 🎶….
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Replying to @reoteoirte
2 weeks ago tomorrow 🥲
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Replying to @reoteoirte
i haven’t got a fingerprint anymore it’s just a big burn
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downsides of burning my index finger pad off: can’t unlock my laptop anymore upsides of burning my index finger pad off: ???
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Replying to @thot3process
honestly ! i was BAFFLED
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