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It’s all in your head👁 #gunners #beardown #gocubsgo #dortmund #barca

Joined March 2021
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Some one hook me up Pennsylvania Avenue in McDonald’s
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If you take turns under 5mph kys
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I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash
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I can trade someone Atlantic avenue for ventnor avenue
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Some walk with you for a while… Others stay in your sky forever…
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I don’t belong in clubs. I belong on a porch with a Blunt and a thunderstorm.
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If you can’t drive your car the speed limit with your dog inside, get off the road
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Another ⚽️ play is locked in! Who wants it? 🤚 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ Likes/RTs to 🔓 this one! I’ll be waiting, match starts in about 1 hour! #Gambling𝕏 #soccer
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🚨 Victory Monday giveaway 🚨 Repost for the chance to win a @kylemonangai signed helmet
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Has a team ever gone 007 lol
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This is really just murder. If they can’t deal with this situation, they shouldn’t be police officers.
🇺🇸 WOMAN SHOT DEAD BY POLICE AFTER FATAL TIMES SQUARE STABBING Armed with two knives, she stabbed two people, killing one, before advancing toward officers Tasers failed to stop her—and police opened fire
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The woman had just fatally stabbed one person and wounded another. She refused to drop her knives, told officers she would kill them, and advanced toward them after tasers failed. apnews.com/article/times-… bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… nypost.com/2026/08/31/us-…
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𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐖𝐇𝐎’𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄. 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄. ⏰
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Hear me out: GTA 7 - Schaumburg, IL
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We're giving away a Caleb signed @EAMaddenNFL cover poster to celebrate 18 days 'til kickoff 👀 Repost for your chance to win!
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Everton so underrated
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Being Anti-Flock in 2026 is like being Anti-Vax in 2020. In a couple years, the pro-flockers will look back and realized they helped push mass surveillance on us all.
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1000 retweets and I’ll show up to a game next season as Emo Benny
NBA Schedule Release... here we go again! @ATT | #SeeRed
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Arsenal Football Club
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