sophie

had dream where male coworker platonic relationship had giant boobs and i was jealous and also he let me rest my head atop his bosom for comfort #whathatmean

small tenderness of apu holding otto's hair out of the way while he writes their team name on the back of his shirt

got that special beauty that attracts autistic guys and drug addicts

gen z drag queen Anne Foyd

said “what a comical end to my tale of woe” out loud to my self earlier

i’m at the point with my self esteem where the old man walking by me and going How’s ur day goin beautiful actually gave me butterflies a lil

crashing out while the mexican construction workers outside my apartment listen to polka and pretend to be gay with each other

coworker was talking 2 her customer about being a people pleaser and my customers were listening and were like "wow thats exactly what we were talking about. we're always experience synchronicities here. like when we saw that santa cruz hat" and im like. every1 is stupid now

found out that my manager is so kind because he used to be fat

u guys dont even understand how good im eating tonight

this image takes on new and disturbing meaning once you learn that peeing as hard as you can weakens your pelvic floor can lead to incontinence later in life

was talking to customer abt our muffins n i was like yeah they’re a lot i eat like half of one n im stuffed n she was like oh not for me i could eat half of YOU in one bite like okayyyyyyyyyy

i was on the bathroom floor at 11pm doing this the third time me and my ex broke up

this but it’s the oversized button up i’m wearing to work that’s making me feel attracted to women rn

u know what sure

been joyously smoking cigarettes today. 5 cigarettes smoked in pure joy. didn’t even know it was possible