sophie

small tenderness of apu holding otto's hair out of the way while he writes their team name on the back of his shirt

u guys dont even understand how good im eating tonight

this image takes on new and disturbing meaning once you learn that peeing as hard as you can weakens your pelvic floor can lead to incontinence later in life

i was on the bathroom floor at 11pm doing this the third time me and my ex broke up

this but it’s the oversized button up i’m wearing to work that’s making me feel attracted to women rn

u know what sure

ijboled at this priv draft bc genuinely Yeah

how dudes look at you after telling you you better start a walkin babe love takes miles

dinner tonight. 1.5 pounds of roasted brussels sprouts and some mustard

😭 whatever

was in top 2 percent of viewers for this autistic simpsons channel

the concept of being alive for another 60-70 years

have any simpsons tie in cookbooks touched on nelson's carrot yet

this

when youve made peace with leaving every relationship in your life in the most pathetic way possible