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fran | 26 | chicana | femme lesbo | she | pfp by @Shabnakk i’m on the list of anime girls known to enter catholic beast mode

Joined March 2019
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a favorite NYC halloween story: my husband was walking to the laundromat when a kid ran up to him saying “trick or treat!” my husband replied “I only have dryer sheets” and this is how the kid reacted
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anders: planning on offing myself if anyone wants my tv or house plants just reach out. there's also a pretty sweet mav glass bong. i'd say reach out by dawn hawke: are you okay man reach out if you need help fenris: what size tv
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Almost swung on my boyfriend because he said he used to play Madden on the Wii. Like. What I tell you about saying stupid shit in public. Go to the car
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[UMINEKO WHEN THEY CRY] Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying #umineko #uminekowhentheycry #whentheycry #07thexpansion
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coworker’s couple’s costume is that he and his girlfriend went as “two columbos”. they’re just both dressed up as columbo
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please be kind
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Fancy dress outfit, top and frilly trousers made of nursery rhyme rag book fabric, 'Rag Book Pedlar Girl', Dean's Rag Book Co, England, 1910-1930. Victoria & Albert Museum.
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There’s this bit in Infinite Jest where someone’s dad becomes obsessed with MASH, rewatching it over and over and taking extensive notes on it. In 2026 that would be a well-adjusted guy with an eccentric hobby running the MASH fan wiki
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there is genuinely a "lobster too buttery" moment
rear window is kind of about a guy that gets so bored he's like fuck my perfect life and fuck my girlfriend
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Pissing in the woods in the dark. Rustling at my feet. Turned my headlamp on, 5 foot copperhead snake. I had peed on him and woke him up. Thank you for not biting me.
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I run a vbros clip blog and you wouldn't believe how many people talk about this scene like they would about a first kiss
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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today a kid told me her pretzels were missing and i stopped class to ask if anyone had seen them, and another girl goes "oh. these? i thought they were trash. so i put them in my bag" and handed them back to the girl. im sobbing. at least get your lie straight
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*paws at beato*
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honestly, hank, where do you pick that stuff up?
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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I love today’s ‘Local Spotlight’
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She was punched, once
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约稿展示。 #えばなつ #evanatsu
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She carved a message into the dirt of my rear window. Months later I'm tracing her gloved handwriting, keeping it fresh under new layers of grime. When it finally rains, I think I'll wreck the car.
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That horrible sharp Nosferatu tooth in the Keurig machine, biting the poor defenseless Keurig pod. Upsetting.
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