
Ick bin ein Berliner #Bollockstobrexit and all the snake oil salesmen of it! And of course also #bollockstoBoris the absolute muppet
Berlin, Germany
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How the fuck can @michaelgove have the audacity to spout this bullshit (unchallenged?) on @SkyNews?! Would you call this success you Tory 🔔🔚? Go have a swim and tell us how lovely it is...
#ToryCriminals
#BrexitReality
#BrexitWasAScam
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So @NICKIMINAJ has been a loudmouthed, insufferable cunt - colour me surprised 🤷♂️🤦♂️🤯
Mariah Carey was reportedly paid $18 million to judge one season of American Idol. Nicki Minaj got a reported $12 million to sit at the same table. Months after it ended, Carey said it was like "going to work every day in hell with Satan."
She added that she was "just playing." She didn't say who Satan was.
In the video below, Minaj walks off the panel mid-fight with Carey, and Carey says: "That was my move." Then you see the tape from the same auditions that leaked months before Fox aired them, and Carey on Hot 97 in November 2013, saying the Satan line herself.
Carey signed in July 2012. She later said she had expected "a three-person panel."
Two months later, Fox added Minaj and Keith Urban.
In October, that tape leaked. Minaj could be heard saying, "I'm gonna knock you out." Barbara Walters said Carey had hired extra security.
Fox aired the fight in the video in January 2013. By May the show had its lowest ratings in 12 seasons, and Carey and Minaj both left.
That November, on Hot 97, she said of the offer: "They gave me a nice dangling monetary moment, and I was just like, 'Okay.'"
The case for Carey: she named no one. Nick Cannon, then her husband, said she was "talking about the situation in general."
Carey's $18 million from 2012 is about $26 million today. Her Christmastime tour plays London's O2 on November 30. Minaj said in 2023 she would judge Idol again for $30 million.
Would you spend a year in hell next to someone you can't stand for $18 million?
Gibt's bei @congstar Rabatt wenn man schon Mobilfunk hat und jetzt Glasfaser dazubucht?
So @elonmusk is basically running a fucking pyramid scheme 🤷♂️🤦♂️
#SpaceKaren is gonna make Madoff's fraud look like a petty cash incident
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This is from the order agreement that requires a $50,000 deposit. "...we cannot guarantee when your vehicle will actually be delivered or if it will be delivered."
Frankly that's all these @GOP #MAGAMorons deserve - total and utter ridicule!!
WATCH: Andy Harris has a crash out after his constituents laugh at him for trying to blame higher gas prices on... Democrats.
"You are rude!" #MD01
10min into #themanwillburn documentary and I've taken a strong dislike to @kimbal - seems like condescendion, hyperbole and bullshitting run in the Musk family 🤷♂️🤦♂️🤣
Gehwegreinigung in #Berlin #Friedrichshain getreu dem Motto - Wenn du mit anpackst ist das wie wenn Zwei los lassen 🤷♂️🤦♂️🤣
Lieber @bundeskanzler und Vertreter der @CDU und @CSU, laut @BILD hat sich @jensspahn krank schreiben lassen und fliegt währenddessen in den Urlaub...
Da meine Steuergelder diesen Spaß bezahlen, kann ich gerade nicht soviel fressen, wie ich kotzen möchte!!
That little bitch @DonaldJTrumpJr harping on about elites enriching themselves, can't make this shit up 🤦♂️
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Mal ganz ehrlich #SporteuropeTV und der Übertragung der @usopen ist doch wirklich unter aller Sau - AppleTV friert während der obligatorischen Werbung ein, mobile App ständig am buffern
Serious question, WTF is @jaredkushner doing negotiating anything in/with Russia? Is it bring your in-law to work day or something 🤷♂️🤦♂️
So @DHLPaket, erklärt mir das Mal bitte als ob ich 5 Jahre alt bin:
10:17 Uhr: Auf dem Weg, Zeitfenster: 13:40-15:10
11:16 Uhr: 20 Stops, Zeitfenster: 13:40-15:10
13:30 Uhr: 20 Stops, Zeitfenster: 14:55-16:25
14:01 Uhr: Keine Infos mehr
Ich raffe es nicht!! 🤷♂️🤦♂️
Ich bin kein Hellseher aber das Paket wird heute bestimmt den 2. Tag in Folge nicht zugestellt werden, obwohl es mehrmals um den Block gefahren wurde...
Ganz ehrlich @DHLPaket ist doch mittlerweilen auch unter aller Sau.
16 Uhr - einen Steinwurf entfernt
17 Uhr - 8km entfernt
Und in der nächsten Stunde kommt dann die "sorry konnte nicht zugestellt werden und kommt morgen" Nachricht 🤷♂️🤦♂️🤯
Either @POTUS had a few strokes or he is naturally the dumbest motherfucker on this planet 🤷♂️🤦♂️🤯
Denke ich mir, Mensch Hast Mal wieder Bock auf ein #Schlemmerfilet von Iglo. Dann kriegste sowas... 50% Fisch, 50% Schlemmerkruste - WTF 🤷♂️🤦♂️
When did @PrimeVideo turn into a total piece of garbage?! 🤔🤷♂️
Shows being listed twice
Random episodes in a series apparently not included in Prime
Subtitles horribly out of sync
And to top it all @AmazonHelp's piece of shit AI support is going round in circles
Man bestaune die liebevoll selbstgemachte Dummheit und die Unfähigkeit, über eine reißerische Schlagzeile hinaus zu lesen 🤷♂️🤦♂️🤣
Stärke @MGGA2021h, du schaffst das...



















