Robert.

@AndyBurnhamGM Hello Andy, is it the case that igo card applications are only accepted by post or in person? No online option?

Don't think I will, ta

@vizcomic I can't work out if this is a genuine advert or something you hastily knocked up to fill a page. Please confirm.

@trouteyes Have you been ghostwriting articles for Stuart Maconie?

14 years ago today apparently. The rapid fire of facial expressions when he realises something is wrong is still one of my favourite ever... things. youtu.be/-rjku6tAIK0

@routenote Hi, I've sent an email and message on the site about UPC: 5059504783617 which is currently awaiting review. I would like it to be withdrawn/cancelled due to an error, please could you respond. Many thanks.

Who do I contact about offensive language being used in adjoining gardens during this difficult period? Specifically "Alexa, play R&B"

Tremendous

If the world was as it should be people would be panic buying high velocity super soakers for when neighbours start singing from their windows.

Thanks, really enjoyed that.

Nestled between three festive phalluses, joy to the world!

I thought I'd seen every episode of #InsideNo9

Maybe miss out the last few years.

Making memories: Priceless (but here are the prices)

Why should you never wear nuclear underpants? Because #Chernobyl fallout.

Hang on a minute @johnshuttlewrth