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Use to have class, got bored and dumped it. Built me an institution.... Now I can school you.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined May 2012
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🤍🇹🇷 Arda Güler scores and reaches 10 G/A in 15 games with Real Madrid this season. 4th goal of the season.
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“Buhari promised me the APC presidential ticket in 2022 and told me not to campaign. He put it in writing. When I write my book, I will reveal it.” — ADC Vice Presidential candidate, Rotimi Amaechi, alleges while recalling how he lost the 2022 APC presidential primary to Bola Tinubu. Amaechi said he trusted Buhari’s promise and did not lobby governors or negotiate political alliances ahead of the primary, which Tinubu eventually won with 1,271 votes against his 316.
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At this point, my guy is laying curses on the man that sent him on this dangerous assignment. 😂
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📸 - ENZO MARESCA'S JOB MIGHT BE ON THE LINE! LOSING 3 PREMIER LEAGUE GAMES IN A ROW HAS CONSEQUENCES FOR A CLUB WITH STANDARDS! MAYBE NOT EVERYWHERE IN MANCHESTER, BUT HERE IT DOES!
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i have never been posted to the field. different brigadier generals always want me in their offices. 😭😶
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A soaring stake in Seplat Energy has delivered a spectacular paper gain for companies controlled by the Nigerian. Elumelu believes the real prize is uniting Nigerian finance, oil and industry to transform the economy.

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Ighalo speaking yoruba keh?
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Spanish Prime Minister says Spain is governed from Spain, not from Washington or Tel Aviv.
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"If Christianity disappears in Europe, the whole world is threatened." - Cardinal Robert Sarah
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I swear, apart from Rema and Ayra Starr, e no get anybody wey Don Jazzy love pass Sydney. 😂❤️
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Kwankwaso decided to spend more days in Lagos to address the Muslim communities on the need to elect competence over religious sentiments.
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🚨 First Portugal squad without Ronaldo is out 🇵🇹 Chelsea’s Pedro Neto AND Geovany Quenda both make the cut.
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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall was left out of Thomas Tuchel’s England squad, with the manager admitting he was “very close” to getting a call-up. His response was A GOAL! 👏🔥 Now, I expect Cole Palmer to respond to his own England snub in the best possible way. A hat-trick against Sunderland would be the perfect statement! 🥶💙 Come on, Cold Palmer! 🥶
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Baba Jehovah has not been seen on tiktok for days now since he was asked what he used his youths for. Tiktok people are savages 😭💔
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Worth the yellow 😭
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Every Chelsea manager has had his favourite player: Frank Lampard – Mason Mount Thomas Tuchel – Reece James Mauricio Pochettino – Cole Palmer Enzo Maresca – Enzo Fernández Now it’s Xabi Alonso’s turn. Who do you think will be Xabi’s favourite player at Chelsea?
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🚨| Divock Origi retired from football at 31 years of age and now he is studying at Harvard Business School...📚
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This was 2022. Now we are in 2026. Some people actually predicted that this evil monster will torture and terrorise us all.
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Just Fabien Barthez's son looking more like Fabien Barthez than Fabien Barthez himself 😂👀
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Enzo Maresca thought Liam Delap had forgotten, but Delap showed him otherwise, scoring a delicious brace for Forest against City! 🔥 Yeah, Delap hasn't forgotten! 😂
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