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MD

@fvcksocks

Just this guy.

 East London
Joined April 2010
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Bum slurry.
Depraved and disgusting search terms: "Michael" + "Gove"
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Hardcore will never die, say scientists thedailymash.co.uk/news/scie…
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VEGETARIANS. Looking for a tasty alternative to meat? There isn't one. Eat meat. For fuck's sake. (via @Thuckster__)
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Can't describe how terrifying it is to live in a country - Germany - that doesn't have a constant at-sea independent nuclear deterrent.
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Oh for crying out loud. Sack him. Wimbledon 2013: BBC apologise for Inverdale's 'Bartoli not a looker’ comment. fw.to/WnUFFPX
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Gutted that this no longer for sale. RT @LellyMo Floral penis headband. It's a no from me.
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It's a kitten dressed as a mushroom. The rest of your life is downhill from here.
Image from Gareth Jones (@gareth_danger)
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@schmeters She's got your number.
Wrote my objectives at work today. 11 pages! The amount of shite they demand is unbelievable.
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My late train enemy has got a new ringtone. It is someone shrieking and amazingly it is even more unpleasant than her voice.
If the EDL cared about being 'English' they'd spend more time morris dancing and entering jam making competitions and less time being cunts.
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Spending the weekend in Oxfordshire. Need to get out of this fucking city.
@schmeters Nah, it's fucked.
Packaging fail: twitpic.com/cprfdb
Would Michael Rosen make a better education secretary than Michael Gove? bit.ly/17904T9
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Mysterious large supplies of liquorice in TK Maxx.
Fear the face of Farage: twitpic.com/com7y5
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This morning the University of London voted to shut down ULU, home of the student's union. Idiocy. tinyurl.com/bsuatjx
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@Goybo Double meat it: beef and pork.
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