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MD

@fvcksocks

Just this guy.

 East London
Joined April 2010
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Depraved and disgusting search terms: "Michael" + "Gove"
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Hardcore will never die, say scientists thedailymash.co.uk/news/scie…
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VEGETARIANS. Looking for a tasty alternative to meat? There isn't one. Eat meat. For fuck's sake. (via @Thuckster__)
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Can't describe how terrifying it is to live in a country - Germany - that doesn't have a constant at-sea independent nuclear deterrent.
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Oh for crying out loud. Sack him. Wimbledon 2013: BBC apologise for Inverdale's 'Bartoli not a looker’ comment. fw.to/WnUFFPX
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It's a kitten dressed as a mushroom. The rest of your life is downhill from here.
Image from Gareth Jones (@gareth_danger)
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If the EDL cared about being 'English' they'd spend more time morris dancing and entering jam making competitions and less time being cunts.
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Would Michael Rosen make a better education secretary than Michael Gove? bit.ly/17904T9
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This morning the University of London voted to shut down ULU, home of the student's union. Idiocy. tinyurl.com/bsuatjx
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Β£54m down the pan over 20 years to improve hospital food, report says gu.com/p/3exfp/tf
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Boris Johnson just said that "foxes look cuddly, but they're a dangerous menace". You can talk you fucking berk. @MayorofLondon
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In case anyone's wondering how the "merciless prism of equality" works, here's a scientific diagram:
Image from Tom Phillips (@flashboy)
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Damn. I've been reminded that Nadine Dorries exists. #equalmarriage
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Yep, here it is spoti.fi/13bHXbH RT @adelemitch: #6MusicGreatest will there be a spotify link for the playlist? @BBC6Music
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Don't diss the civil servant bit.ly/TxKOKL
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Just had a dream that I was trapped in a nuclear submarine with Pat Sharp and his hands were made of candles. Shouldn't have eaten that ham.
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the tiger from life of pies is such a good dancr!!1! ang lee sed he traind him with a cattle prod and hot coals. he does a gud gangnam lol
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John Galliano 'blames alcohol for his 2010 anti-Semitic rant.' It's true: alcohol contains tiny molecules of racism inside it.
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Cameron: Strict flight rules over London blamed for hampering helicopter pilot. They will be scrapped as "unnecessarily burdensome".
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I put it to you that the opening para to this story is the most bizarre to ever appear on the BBC new site bbc.co.uk/news/10333211
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