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@PatrickMahomes throwing the greatest post route of his career at the parade today #ChiefsChampionshipParade
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Travis Kelce was about to balance the budget, resolve all international conflict, and provide a feasible path towards non-reliance on fossil fuels within the next 10 years...
Either that or Patrick Mahomes just prevented WW3 from starting.
Zero middle ground.
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Archie Manning after seeing his NFL script has him birthing two NFL legends. #ForTheShoe – at Wisconsin, USA
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Me: That roughing the passer call on Grady Jarrett is the worst I’ve ever seen.
MNF officials:
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*Kirk Cousins drops back to pass*
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Because of a missed PAT, I watched Mitch Trubisky play quarterback while this happened.
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I see people trying to come up with a nickname for George Karlaftis and someone said "Furious George". That has to stick.
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When you’re stoned at your minimum wage kitchen job and you see Gordon Ramsay walk in with a camera crew

























