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much more charming in person but there’s no proof of that here

Seattle, WA
Joined October 2011
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I love what’s happening with the place
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Gente só pessoas inteligentes entenderiam isso. E eu entendi
🚨 Caroline Polachek appears via FaceTime during Angèle’s performance of “Love Triangle” on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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Caroline Polachek appears on an iPhone during Angèle’s “Love Triangle” performance on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’
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watercolor ass morning
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she is so fucking good at this i have to watch it every single time i see it on my tl
Doja Cat doing the robot in San Francisco.
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Vroom Vroom EP (2016)
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when the bitch you never liked is outed as a bad person
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There was an interview with Sam Bankman Fried a few years ago where he bragged he only wore 3 t-shirts. That he didn't care about clothes. But he owned beautiful mansions all over the world and lavish apartments in New York and Paris. So he walks around badly dressed on purpose making the public commons ugly for all of us, while owning beautiful homes he can enjoy in private. It's this attitude that creates the modern ugly world. Make the public areas ugly. While enjoying beauty in private. That's a new thing. Thankfully, we have beautiful cities from a long time ago that never adhered to that philosophy. We have wonderful paintings of people dressed spectacularly. Who cared about the aesthetic commons.
The biggest financial flex imaginable is not caring about material status symbols and keeping non-essential spending to the bare minimum. I've seen so many takes about the importance of dressing well (the guy who tells you to wear a suit on an airplace-- lol) or buying the right watch or showing up to an event with an elite whip... All terrible advice The higher NW and liquidity you have... the more slovenly and ridiculous you should appear in your day to day comings and goings.
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God this is so much better than the recorded version
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I feel like Jack-o-lanterns are a pretty good proxy for IQ
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those 15 minutes between capitol hill and roosevelt where there’s no cell service in the tunnel and i have to pretend to do something on my phone to satiate my social media addiction nitter.gq/enebrina/status/210263…
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I gotchu
girl so confusing edit with elizabeth holmes and amanda seyfried. someone get on this
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She’s correct btw
A cantora Slayyyter se pronunciou após resgatarem tweets racistas publicados por ela quando tinha 15 anos: “Ficar investigando meu passado com conteúdo adulto, me procurar em vlogs de amigos e em tweets antigos aleatórios nos quais eu falava sobre sexo e trabalho sexual… Essa atenção repentina é legal e tudo mais, mas é perturbador ter pessoas tentando encontrar coisas para me destruir. Por que vocês querem tanto me ver fracassar? Todo mundo está tentando me cancelar por coisas e comportamentos da época do ensino médio. Quantas vezes vou ter que dizer que não sou mais esse tipo de pessoa e que não sou assim há mais de 15 anos? Tenho 30 anos agora. Não ajo nem digo as coisas que dizia no ensino médio.”
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Tinashe tickets being less than $60 for GA
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i run ticket sales like the navy @Tinashe
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Nathan Fielder reveals to @WIRED that Elizabeth Holmes called him from prison last week: “She had not called me in over six months. I had not heard from her in any way…she asked how I was doing. I asked her if she had seen any stuff about the film coming out and how she felt about it. She told me she had seen some stuff, but most things she just isn’t seeing, so she’s heard things, but she hasn’t really read anything. And then, at the end, she said to me - ‘I trust you.’ I said, ‘OK, thanks.’”
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It just landed for me that Girls revival is actually happening
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How long until gays develop a CPAP kink
The enemy did not account for 9.5hrs on the CPAP
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