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i would like a night out with nicholas parsons because never ever bloody anything ever

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50 today but don’t feel like celebrating. Yesterday we lost Ozzy the best dog in the world. 12 wonderful years but his body just gave up. He was our joy and it’s hard to stop crying. Love you little man. Sweet dreams
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Please RT this until Andy Burnham's Labour Govt finally lift Yvette Cooper's proscription - which results in thousands of good people being arrested as terrorists - just for holding a placard. Thank you very much.
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".. probably the greatest criminal fraud ever perpetrated on the people of England & Wales" @Feargal_Sharkey on the privatised water industry. The solution is simple. Prosecute the bosses, fine the companies into bankruptcy & take our water back.
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Reform UK's candidate for Clacton:
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"Fuck Henry Nowak's family's wishes. My career relies on hatred & division, and I'm not passing up this opportunity."
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"I once received £5m, a further £1m, an £800k house, helicopter trips and a trip to the Maldives, and wasn't expected to do anything in return for it."
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"I was once given £5 million by a crypto billionaire and claimed it was a non-political personal gift and that he wanted nothing in return"
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Today’s requirements @whitstabletown victory @KenningtonFC victory or draw Then an evening of celebrating winning the league Not too much to ask is it?
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“Dear Diary, Super excited to say that I’ll be serving my Clacton constituents today by flying to Mar-a-Lago to meet Donald Trump and to undermine the UK government. God I love being a patriot!”
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“Ted, would you like to come to Manchester and lose a by-election with me?”
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So it seems that Reform UKs unstoppable rise to power is, er, stoppable.
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BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance "People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense” Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM
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Nigel Farage has kindly asked we stop sharing this video of him talking about why we should privatise the NHS 💙 You know what to do!
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I spent 14 years complaining that the Tories were ruining the country and needed to go. Then I recruited the very worst of them to Reform, so they could have a chance of doing even more damage.
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Farage wants to privatise the NHS, he always has. Can we retweet this video 10,000 times so everyone can see it?
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So tell me again how Nigel Farage, who just took the largest ever political donation, from a Tory mega-donor, and another donation from the Viscountess wife of the non-dom owner of the Daily Mail, is planning to "take on the establishment"
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Nigel Farage said Kent Council would be a "shop window" for how they would run the country. Just months after taking over they're now set to slash multiple council committees as they struggle to fill posts after sacking nine of their own councillors bylinetimes.com/2025/11/12/r…
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