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Berlin
Joined April 2012
the irony of sticking a biodegradable cardboard straw into a single-use plastic cup with a single-use plastic lid
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could someone please share a good play-by-play of wtf is going on at twitter rn – at Berlin, Germany
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In 1922, neighbours heard screams coming from a house in the affluent LA area of Layfette Park. When the police arrived, they found Fred Oesterreich dead & his wife Dolly locked inside in a closet. They were certain Dolly had done it, but they had no idea how. Thread
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Some of you never had to be in an original play written by your drama teacher and it shows
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No one ever followed or recommended an account because of the volume of its posts. No one is like, "Check them out, their content calendar is FULL."
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To celebrate the publishing of the 3rd ed. of "COPYWRITING – successful writing for design, advertising & marketing" by @GylesLingwood & Mark Shaw, we have 2 copies to give away (1 x UK, 1 x USA). RT this & follow @ReadMeLKP to enter. 💙🎉 T&Cs & details: tinyurl.com/3aevs4dt
Boarded my @DB_Bahn train this morning in Berlin, bound for Eindhoven, Netherlands. Heard about the train strike in NL from colleagues. Asked conductors if my journey was affected. They all said no. Asked again in Hamm, still no. Now I’m about to get stranded in Venlo 😑 – at Viersen, Deutschland
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How could you guys just let people board the trains, expecting to get connected, and just not know that ALL Dutch service was interrupted? Even when the conductors searched on their little tablets, the wrong information came up.
I never thought I’d say this but I’m so ready for this summer to be over. Why are we all DOING so many THINGS – at Unna, Deutschland
If you feel like you might want to write a thread about productivity I beg of you don’t – at Berlin, Germany
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Google: scrapes the web and uses AI content. Also Google: scraping Google and using AI content violates our guidelines.
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If 2022 were a penguin. xitter.cf/nftbadger/status/15555…
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Every 1 minute you’re late for a zoom meeting is like being 5 minutes late IRL – at Berlin, Germany
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Why do men continue to use this emoji: 😜 – at Berlin, Germany
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American sprinkles >>>> German sprinkles – at Berlin, Germany
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me when im supposed to be serious
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Write because fuck this unrelenting summer. Write because we're all filled with rage and sadness and microplastics and we want to live más.
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