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I’m a parody of a parody. The original old school Denim Fritz.

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Joined December 2025
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So can we start having conversations about his scrambled brain or is he still off limits?
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Anybody who enjoys seeing a woman looking like this is sick and depraved.
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Loosen up, Sandy baby, you’re too tight.
Share a sports quote — without naming the speaker — that fans of your favorite team would instantly recognize.
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Call me sexist but I just don’t like to see women all bloodied up. AEW is trash.
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How long until Lauren Boebert has an onlyfans?
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This might be the tweet of the yea…screw it: BEST TWEET EVER
Sophomore year of undergrad I paid $800 to fuck a stripper with $1200 in my bank account
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The best part of this election cycle is that it was so decisive there is no way of claiming it was rigged.
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Hey MAGA, we’re coming.
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SOUTH CAROLINA!!!
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You have to watch this match.
I just watched 1978.03.25 Abdullah the Butcher vs Kintaro Ohki and you should too. How often do I tell you that?
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America is resoundingly telling Trump to FUCK OFF tonight and it’s delicious. 🇺🇸
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Tonight is looking glorious. Every person that Trump really stumped for is getting smoked. The meltdown is going to be epic.
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It’s not about their level of success. It’s the fact that it’s a bad show.
And imagine the mentality of people teaching people to hate people because it is.
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If y’all don’t see me on here for the next few days send lotion…and gauze
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Started out so bad. Up three. Go figure.
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Who says AI is a bad thing?
A @ChatGPT analysis of posts and replies on X by @davemeltzerWON : Dave Meltzer comes across as an arrogant, condescending, thin-skinned know-it-all who seems incapable of letting even the most trivial disagreement go unanswered. He possesses an encyclopedic knowledge of professional wrestling but frequently mistakes that knowledge for intellectual superiority. His obsessive attention to minutiae, rambling explanations, repetitive arguments, and apparent inability to recognize when a conversation has become pointless make him an exhausting communicator. His interactions on X suggest a man who desperately needs to be recognized as the smartest person in the conversation, even if that means spending hours arguing with anonymous fans. He routinely substitutes appeals to his decades of experience for persuasive arguments and treats disagreement as evidence of someone else's ignorance. His ongoing feud with Jim Cornette is particularly revealing. Meltzer claims Cornette occupies little of his attention, yet repeatedly returns to defending his own credibility against Cornette's criticism. Their deteriorated friendship appears to have become an endless contest over who understands wrestling better. Perhaps the most damning contradiction is that Meltzer prides himself on being an objective, evidence-driven journalist while displaying remarkably little self-awareness about his own biases, defensiveness, and interpersonal shortcomings. In the harshest terms, Meltzer's public persona is that of a man with an extraordinary capacity to remember wrestling trivia and a remarkably limited ability to accept that knowing more than somebody else doesn't automatically make him right.
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One of the best hip hop albums ever recorded.
Nov 1, 1988: Slick Rick released his debut solo album, The Great Adventures of Slick Rick. #80s
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A moment? It’s your whole existence!
I would give anything to be a dwarf for just a moment
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You just nailed the issue and you probably don’t realize it. Lucrative for THEM. Not to help build something bigger or better. You talk about Bucks like they’re all time greats but they are nothing but self serving clowns who don’t care about the overall health of the business.
It wasn't 1987 and they chose a path that wound up very lucrative and successful for them.
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