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New Zealand's next Prime Minister. I will announce new policies soon.

New Zealand
Joined February 2022
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By the time special votes are counted, National supporters will have wasted 800,000 party votes. Thank God they didnt work out how strategic voting works. The Left would have been toast.
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It's widely accepted that I'm universally loved and admired. Labour has the right people and the right policies. But I do worry that rain might derail our chances. It is rare to see a Labour voter with an umbrella.
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Michele A'Court no longer resides on X. She can be found loitering on Stuff which is about as low as a comedian can go. More importantly she isnt as funny as me, and I dont get paid to be funny. At least Labour can rely on her vote. stuff.co.nz/politics/3610543…
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Q finished the 11km in 1:01:29. The guy next to her took three minutes longer at 1:04:41. What on earth was Q doing for three minutes? Posing for pics? How long did she loiter at the finish line?
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Too right, Phil. Labour's campaign has been exemplary (with the exception of that gang banger). With the Greens, TPM, TOP, and the Legalise Cannabis Party, voters can trust us to manage the country's finances and provide stable government, for at least the first year. Two ticks red. nitter.gq/philquin/status/211732…
Each day the election draws nearer, and National’s crescendo of frantic pleas to save its front bench reaches an ever more feverish pitch, I am shocked anew by the imperious, oblivious, self-obsessed atrocity that is their truly historically atrocious campaign.
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My God there isnt anything this woman cannot do. Except formulate coherent and workable policies. nitter.gq/coreisma/status/211707…
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My kids have this expression when I tell them its not my week to buy them fruit.
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ACC confirms it paid $180,000 to one Covid vaccine-injured young person aged between 12-17. Healthy young people should not have been seriously harmed by a product that we (mostly Jacinda) said was "very safe". I am so sorry. Now let's all move on and don't forget two ticks red.
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Those Tories are smart. They complain to the Electoral Commission about split-voting which of course annoys Nat voters. Who will then split their vote. Clever.
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I can say categorically that I have not been paid to advertise the fact that if 900,000 voters party vote National, they will be wasting their votes. It is most unlikely that those votes will produce a single list MP. stuff.co.nz/nz-news/36105271…
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This disgusting man might have name suppression but Labour believes he should be allowed to vote. If elected, Labour will allow all prisoners serving a sentence of less than 3 years to vote. Its important that everyone gets the chance to vote and that includes child sex abusers.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/36105263…
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MPs on the left are not concerned by debt. We will be out of Parliament by the time the shit hits the fan. We will blame whoever is in power while our gold-plated Super scheme provides us with a comfortable lifestyle lol nitter.gq/Suitandtie9999/status/…
Good grief. Green Party co-leader Marama Davidson has just been asked a simple question: What is the interest rate on govt debt? Davidson: “about 1 to 2 percent.” The 10-year NZ govt bond yield is currently around 4.9 percent. Davidson is completely clueless about govt debt, no wonder the Greens’ promises add up to a whopping $272 billion over four years.
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Paris is waiting? It seems that Bomber is advocating violence. Advocating violence is for weak-gutted individuals who have nothing better to do. I hope my comrades on the Left are not like them. nitter.gq/CitizenBomber/status/2…
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I faced a backlash after I put that uppity pregnant journo in her place. Cinders gave me a dressing down I'll never forget. She handed my balls to me on a plate. But I always felt relaxed walking down Lambton Quay and am happy to call NZ home.
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"Asked for what could have been a sixth time..." My goodness, Stuff are pulling out all the stops to prevent the Nats from getting back into government. Their reporters dont even know how many times they're asking the same question lol. I am not complaining. stuff.co.nz/politics/3610515…
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I really dont understand all the angst about unenrolled voters being disenfranchised. I mean, National might receive 900,000 party votes and not get a single list MP into Parliament. Talk about voters being disenfranchised!
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I feel your pain, Trevor. To be fair, the Electoral Commission may not know where Wainuiomata is. You have loads of time to vote and to do so you may have to travel outside the Mata. nitter.gq/WainuiTrevor/status/21…
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